Yue On Nipples

What are people saying?

1. Stephan Tual said on March 1st, 2007 at 8:32 pm

   Yue speaks English? You never told us, Loren!

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2. jvon said on March 3rd, 2007 at 3:23 am

   I was already a fan, but now I’m in love.

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3. Loren Feldman said on March 3rd, 2007 at 8:08 am

   Shes a star right Jvon?

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4. Vince Williams said on March 3rd, 2007 at 8:23 am

   Yue’s hotter than ever.

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5. Loren Feldman said on March 3rd, 2007 at 8:25 am

   shes very 38 right? Hot with a sense of humor.

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6. Vince Williams said on March 3rd, 2007 at 9:14 am

   You said it.

   I was thinking of getting a hetero implant, but then I realized ‘38 wouldn’t have it’s gay voice, so I’ll just have to expand my fantasies.

   I’m sorry, but you can’t be in these fantasies, Loren.

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7. jvon said on March 3rd, 2007 at 9:38 pm

   You just can’t lose with nipples. Never has anyone looked so chilly yet so hot at the same time.

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8. Vince Williams said on March 4th, 2007 at 11:33 am

   I have really nice nipples, too. Gay guys like them, but I don’t like gay guys.

   I had a dream that Loren turkey slapped me. Is that actionable?

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9. Loren Feldman said on March 4th, 2007 at 12:55 pm

   Im afraid to ask what that even means.

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10. Vince Williams said on March 4th, 2007 at 1:41 pm

    Loren,

    It’s a customary pastime of Australian men where they slap somebody’s face with their penis.

    And you did it really hard! I gotta tell ya, I’m pretty upset about it.

    Why would you do something like that? Now I’m wondering what else you’re going to do in my dreams.

    I’m warning you right now–I’m not a bottom, so don’t try any funny business.

    I can do amazing things with those muscles.

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11. Loren said on March 4th, 2007 at 1:43 pm

    Dunc or Martin

    is this true?

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12. jvon said on March 4th, 2007 at 3:12 pm

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkey_slap

    Apparently is not just an Australian thing (which would be strange; they aren’t any more perverted than anyone else as far as I can tell).

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13. Vince Williams said on March 4th, 2007 at 6:52 pm

    Aussie men are the best. They are so macho, and so many of them surf.
    And their accent drives me wild.

    I really dig those cats a lot–they’re my kind of men–to hell with all the limp-dick losers at the gay clubs.

    I like men who aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty–that’s what turns me on–men of action.

    If I wanted to have sex with somebody feminine, I’d choose a woman, not a sad imitation of one.

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14. Yue said on March 4th, 2007 at 7:39 pm

    Ok how did a video about nipples turn into a discussion about turkey slapping? Can we all just go back and talk about me and my nipples?

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15. jvon said on March 4th, 2007 at 7:40 pm

    Never been much for clubs at all. I always preferred bars, the more disreputable the better.

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16. Loren Feldman said on March 4th, 2007 at 7:41 pm

    Thank god your here Yue, now you see. It’s insanity! I love it!

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17. jvon said on March 4th, 2007 at 7:41 pm

    Sorry Yue. You’re right of course, it was very rude of us. You have wonderful nipples and I hope to see more of them in the future.

    More of the two, I mean. I’m not encouraging you to sprout more. OK, I’ll shut up now.

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18. jvon said on March 4th, 2007 at 7:42 pm

    Insanity? Where?

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19. Vince Williams said on March 4th, 2007 at 8:22 pm

    If I wanted to have sex with somebody feminine with nice nipples, I’d choose Yue.

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20. Vince Williams said on March 4th, 2007 at 8:31 pm

    Jvon, I agree with you about bars.

    I have a whole circuit of bars on a 200-mile stretch of the Florida east coast where they know my name (well, not my real one).

    One of my favorites is the one where all the bikers ride through the bar onto the deck and out during Bike Week.

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21. jvon said on March 5th, 2007 at 12:49 am

    That sounds like a place I’d take somebody without warning them and then act like nothing unusual was happening. I used to love stuff like that.

    Unfortunately my drinking days are over… glad others are carrying on the tradition however.

    As for sex with Yue … hadn’t considered it really. I never could find an Asian girl that would sleep with me. They all had better taste — or were afraid their parents would kill us both. I think that’s an East coast thing.

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22. jvon said on March 5th, 2007 at 1:27 pm

    Oh and re-reading this thread, who said that turkey slapping and nipples could not peacefully coexist?

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23. Yue said on March 5th, 2007 at 2:30 pm

    what a great way to introduce my newest video…”How to hit on a Chinese girl”!

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24. jvon said on March 5th, 2007 at 4:51 pm

    I am always refining my technique, Yue.

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25. Jeremy Pepper said on March 5th, 2007 at 9:04 pm

    I dunno. Nipples were so 2006. 2007 is the year of the car photo, up skirt, Yue.

    Geez. Read more gossip pages.

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26. jvon said on March 6th, 2007 at 3:01 am

    I’m old-fashioned though. Nipples work for me.

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27. Rex in PA said on February 22nd, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    nice nipples - nothing beats a confident cute girl - keep those high beams on.

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