Will Smith Belongs On My Lawn In A Harlequin Suit

Awesome quote for the holidays.

He says, “Even Hitler didn’t wake up going, ‘Let me do the most evil thing I can do today’.

“I think he woke up in the morning and using a twisted, backwards logic, he set out to do what he thought was ‘good’. Stuff like that just needs reprogramming.”

Reprogramming sounds a lot like Scientology to me.

Posted in 1938 Media, Black, Dopes
14 comments

What are people saying?

  1. Vinny said on December 24th, 2007 at 12:34 pm

    Wow…

    That’s…

    Er…

    Enlightened.

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  2. veronica said on December 24th, 2007 at 1:19 pm

    Ok megalomania comes to mind. Will Smith should try to keep his psuedo intellectual chatter minimal at best.

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  3. Vince Williams said on December 24th, 2007 at 3:39 pm

    Back in the ’70s the Scientologists had people who would troll the streets of large cities looking for victims, er, ‘converts’.

    I was walking near the Watergate Hotel in Washington D.C., lost, when this guy just appeared out of nowhere, sidled up next to me, and fell into step with my pace.

    He very smoothly struck up a conversation. Before long, he had his arm on my shoulder and the next thing I knew he was guiding me into the local Scientology ‘hive’. I went with him only out of curiosity.

    As soon as he got me in the door, and deposited my corpus at the front desk to be ‘processed’, he turned around without a fare-thee-well and went back out onto the street to find more potential zombies.

    Like scam artists everywhere, they look for vulnerable people.

    And as L. Ron Hubbard (I wouldn’t trust anybody with a name like that) said, religion is where the money is.

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  4. Loren Feldman said on December 24th, 2007 at 3:41 pm

    I gotta a sick Scientology story too, kinda scared to tell it.

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  5. Vince Williams said on December 24th, 2007 at 8:44 pm

    I know what you mean.

    If it wasn’t for my Mafia connections, Tom Cruise would have had me rubbed out a long time ago.;-)

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  6. Karen said on December 24th, 2007 at 9:43 pm

    Are you questioning the wisdom or the word choice?

    Setting Scientology aside, as well we should, the wisdom seems self-evident: a sociopath certainly may be trying to improve the world. He’s just using a strange set of standards. My maxim: Even crazy people have [their own] logic. You just have to figure out what it is.

    If, early on, somebody had *really* figured out his crazy version of logic and *really* worked within it, who knows? Maybe he could have been “programmed” (although I’d prefer the word “raised”) with a saner set of standards.

    But I agree that the word choice is flawed. If Will’s using “reprogram” as a catch-all, meaning “to change someone’s mind”, I get it. But, it also means “after the fact”, and that’s where I take exception. Once somebody has constructed a solid set of standards, crazy or not, they’re pretty hard to knock down. I suspect most people feel that way, which is why I’m giving Mr. Smith the benefit of the doubt.

    If he’s using it casually, because it’s been in front of him a lot in his reading (however ill-advised), well, I forgive the lazy choice.

    If he’s seriously using it with some sort of Scientologist’s intent, we shouldn’t even be listening. It’s stupid. (What’s wrong with people? All they have to do is Google the stories of Scientology escapees–there are plenty–and they’d run screaming in the other direction.)

    Of course, at the moment, I happen to be coming from my “if 80% gets the point across, don’t nit-pick the other 20%–nobody’s perfect” POV.

    On the other hand, I also have a well-developed “nit-picking is fun!” POV, complete with an impenetrable passive-aggressive “What? He’s the one who said it!” defense.

    And if that’s where you’re coming from today, just forget I ever happened.

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  7. Loren Feldman said on December 24th, 2007 at 9:51 pm

    Karen

    You seem cool but I cant really figure out what you are saying.

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  8. Karen said on December 24th, 2007 at 10:01 pm

    Hmmm… Yes, but not as cool as you.

    Maybe it’s that I couldn’t figure out what *you* were saying. Or, figured it out wrong, in any case.

    I was saying:

    1. Unless you’re just having fun being snarky (which is okay, too), give the guy a break. He’s right; he just shouldn’t have used the word “reprogrammed” for about a dozen reasons.

    2. People who haven’t Googled the Scientology escapees horror stories are idiots.

    Now, if I’d been smart enough to just slam it out like that in the first place…

    Does the first one make sense in that context?

    I’ll keep trying :)

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  9. Vince Williams said on December 24th, 2007 at 10:02 pm

    I know exactly what Karen’s saying, it makes sense until the last three paragraphs.

    Try driving on the autobahn in Germany, and commit an infraction of the rules.

    Then wait until you get a notice from the authorities, because someone reported it (it won’t be long).

    THAT’S how the Nazis did it.

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  10. Loren Feldman said on December 24th, 2007 at 10:11 pm

    Vince

    Forget Karen I still dont get it, Vince I just wanted to let you know how much I truly love you. If I could fix it all, I would. I think you are a genius and having you respect me and like me means the world to me. Have a merry christmas Vince, may g-d bless you.

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  11. Vince Williams said on December 24th, 2007 at 10:14 pm

    Same to you Loren, bro.

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  12. Karen said on December 24th, 2007 at 10:47 pm

    Yikes.

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  13. GK said on December 25th, 2007 at 2:43 am

    And… basically everyone just missed the fact that this guy just called Will Smith a Lawn Jockey, one of the most beloved racist terms used by the KKK. Make of that what you will.

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  14. Loren Feldman said on December 25th, 2007 at 8:24 am

    GK

    Nobody missed it.

    Reply

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