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Why Ze Frank Doesn’t Get It At All

November 4, 2006 – 10:05 am

  1. 30 Responses to “Why Ze Frank Doesn’t Get It At All”

  2. dude: your vlog is awesome… I’ve been laughing my ass off all morning.

    By John Furrier on Nov 4, 2006

  3. Thanks John.

    By Loren on Nov 4, 2006

  4. I have no idea who you are talking about but that was freaking hilarious.

    By jvon on Nov 4, 2006

  5. OK I have reviewed the Rocketboom site, and that chick is cute and I love the accent. Interesting stuff and good production values. Not so sure about your assessment of the size thing, but it works for me.

    Went to the other site, amusing for about 15 seconds. At least on the Internet, you can’t tell if he has bad breath.

    By jvon on Nov 5, 2006

  6. As always. Your clips is making my day. Thank you alot :D

    By Birger Nordoelum on Nov 5, 2006

  7. The “could be, I dunno” gets me every time.

    By jvon on Nov 6, 2006

  8. Birger, You just made my day. I’m psyched I’m known in Norway!

    By Loren on Nov 6, 2006

  9. dude, who is Peter Baron? Andrew’s dad? brother? the last 5 inches of his morning constitution?

    i dunno $2-3000 per daily show would keep me pretty damn happy. since yer pimpin veoh, what the fuck does ze gain by switching? a viral girl wants to know.

    By spoogegirl15 on Nov 7, 2006

  10. of course you’d be happy, your a spoogegirl. Spoogegirls generally come cheap.

    By Loren on Nov 7, 2006

  11. Dude, you are the one :P I just love to see your videos with every new released.

    Not sure, why. But I snapped yoor address along time ago.

    Hope you don’t mind :P

    By Birger Nordoelum on Nov 7, 2006

  12. What does snapping an address mean exactly?

    By Loren Feldman on Nov 7, 2006

  13. Who knows :P

    “Picked up your webaddress” is better du understand I guess.

    By Birger Nordoelum on Nov 7, 2006

  14. It’s a brave man who shoots down Ze Frank. He isn’t exactly the easy target Calacanis and Arrington are. But I think you did a great job. Well, until the end:

    “he just recently became a featured artist at Revver and that’s lame. If he was smart he would of went to Veoh [...] but you know he thought that he’s just too awesome and too cool for school”

    That is total bullshit, man. How is going to a service that can actually earn you a few bucks lame? I mean you had that whole spiel about how people have a right to make a few bucks using PayPerPost and now you shoot someone down for doing the exact same thing. And how does having your shit hosted on a different video site like Veoh or YouTube (which make money off your videos and give you squat) make you any better?

    I would cut the ending because other than that it was gold.

    By Anson on Nov 7, 2006

  15. Anson,
    He could own veoh, have more views and then go cut real deals instead of the nickle and dime revver shit. That’s why Baron wins, he cuts real deals and doesnt beg his audience. Thanks for kind words and welcome to 1938.

    By Loren Feldman on Nov 7, 2006

  16. Wow. Just wow. Hilarious. I have spent the last few days going through most of your site nad I love it a little more everyday. I found you via calacanis after he quit GAY-O-L but didnt really give an F till last week. This post is just friggin amazing though. I love Ze, and think Rocketboom is kinda lame, but this rip is priceless.

    By Bruce Prokopets on Dec 27, 2006

  17. Hi Bruce,

    Thanks for the kind words.

    By Loren Feldman on Dec 27, 2006

  18. Just found your site so this is a pretty late. But in response to one of your comments - uh - I’d rather look at Ze rather than a blonde chick with big tits. So would most of my gal pals. Tell me that it isn’t so hard to believe.

    By Irene on Jan 27, 2007

  19. You are in the minority sweetie.

    By Loren Feldman on Jan 27, 2007

  20. The gay contingent thinks zefrank is lame. His voice is like sandpaper, Loren’s voice is much sexier. You gals want to talk smack, be ready to back it up. Plus, Loren can sing.

    By Vince Williams on Jan 27, 2007

  21. You kill me.

    By Loren Feldman on Jan 27, 2007

  22. Lornie-poo, by minority do you mean that more people prefer Rocketboom than Ze’s show? I don’t dispute.

    I just made reference to your disbelief that there would be someone who would rather “look” at Ze than big boobs. There are some of us.

    As for his delivery, yeah, he can come off as an arrogant asshole. And Baron’s has made some sharp deals.

    But no one is more correct than Vince. You’re right, Loren’s voice is uber sexy. And he can sing, too? Where? Where?

    By Irene on Jan 27, 2007

  23. Irene,

    Everyone looks at big boobs. Forget the boobs for a sec and watch this

    http://www.1938media.com/dont-forget-this-bit-of-advice/

    By Loren Feldman on Jan 27, 2007

  24. Lorne,

    that was lovely. Thank you. I am still smiling, laughing, smiling. That’s how good that response was.

    But let me beat this dead horse further - I have to say that not everyone looks at big boobs. They have to be freakishly humongous in order for everyone to look. And it’s not always a good thing.

    There really are a bunch of us for whom boobs are not the main draw. Not even a minor. Mostly a turnoff. Unfortunately, no one gives a shit about us in this demographic.

    I am going to go cry into my Cheerios now. Got an appropriate song?

    By Irene on Jan 28, 2007

  25. Irene,

    What demo is that? I assume you are a lesbian?
    Please don’t get mad but, you’re wrong.

    Everybody loves lesbians, of any kind butch or femme, and the ultimate double whammy is a lesbian with big boobs.

    I don’t know about your boobs, but I already like you, you got spunk.

    Personally I don’t care. I’m just happy to be playing with a boob at all ya know. They are all hot all shapes and sizes.

    I deal in very broad views here, unless I’m being real specific, or I’m just goofing around.

    I already have Mr. Vince Williams as my official gay guy and in the interest of good demos I would love to have you as my official lesbian. I really need to round out my gay and lesbian think tank. I hope you’ll consider. Mr. Williams will fill you in on the details of the job, but it’s basically being a lesbian I guess.

    If you’re interested you should contact him via the most recent post comment section. Ask for Mr. Vince Williams and tell him I said for you to contact him.

    By Loren Feldman on Jan 28, 2007

  26. I love you, Loren. I really do. I’ll be happy to assist Irene anyway I can. I’m a gay guy with experience on both sides of the fence. Loren is really easy, but I’m not sure he gets all my jokes. Maybe I should use smilies more often.

    I think I’m going to have to start video-blogging my comments so he gets the nuance.

    Even though I’m decidedly gay, I love women boobs, too. I don’t always agree with Loren, but I think he’s right on this one. Boobs have universal appeal, even if it’s subliminal (I’m a Freudian).

    As for a song, may I suggest “You Ain’t Woman Enough to Take My Man”, by Loretta Lynn. ;-)

    Just kidding, just kidding.

    By Vince Williams on Jan 28, 2007

  27. Sorry to disappoint you guys, but I am not a lesbian. If I was, I believe I’d like looking at the boobs. I’m just plain ol’ straight, so the boobies don’t do it for me. And I’m bummed because wherever I surf, it’s boobs galore.

    Shucks, guess that means I don’t get to be your Official Lesbian. So close.

    Lorne, no worries on the broad strokes thing, I do it too.

    Vince - good song suggestion. Made me laugh out loud. The Cheerios are saved. For now.

    By Irene on Jan 28, 2007

  28. Sorry Vince, I thought you made a friend.

    Irene I still like you, you got a certain something, I can tell already. Yeah the boob thing is way over-rated I agree. I happen to think it’s all about nipples and areoli.

    By Loren Feldman on Jan 28, 2007

  29. I am so bummed. Well, we’ll always have Paris.

    By Vince Williams on Jan 28, 2007

  30. What? The friendship is over? But we’ve only just begun…sharing horizons that are new to us. Watching the signs along the way.

    By Irene on Jan 29, 2007

  31. You’re right, Irene. The friendship has just begun. You don’t have to be a lesbian to be part of the think tank. Glad you’re here.

    By Vince Williams on Jan 29, 2007

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