Wanted - Hottie With A Sense Of Humor

1938 Media is seeking a hot as hell girl who wants to become a web video star. We’ve started casting already,but in the true spirit of the web we’ve decided to open up casting to the internets. If you feel you meet these requirements please contact us, and yes we are serious.

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Smoking hot. Not cute, not pretty, smoking hot only.
Live in NYC metro area.
Models or actresses preferred, but if you are a regular hottie that’s okay.
34c minimum and must be comfortable appearing on camera in a bra.
Be very funny.
Have an opinion about everything.

Posted in Acting, Advertising, Girls, Gossip, Humor, Sexy, Veoh
7 comments

What are people saying?

  1. vaspers the grate or said on August 29th, 2006 at 12:03 am

    Smoking pot. Not homegrown, smoking strong paralytic pot only.

    Live in non-lesbo area of NYC.

    $34 K req. salary or less, and must be comfortable blogocombatting on camera in a brawl.

    Be very sleazy.

    Have an abortion about everything.

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  2. Loren Feldman said on August 29th, 2006 at 12:05 am

    Blogocombat, damn forgot that requirement.

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  3. vaspers the grate or said on August 29th, 2006 at 12:08 am

    I advise: skip the “models or actresses only”. Man, are you nuts? I lived in NYC and my room mate did theatre and the place was crawling with actresses.

    They are: stuck up, brain dead, always looking in mirrors or at photos of themselves, lousy in bed due to anxiety about becoming a worshipful celebrity, and tend to argue a lot about their method and emotion in acting.

    “I think I would do it this way, according to my understanding of the character.”

    Get a gal from McDonalds or a college nursing student. Nurses are pretty.

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  4. Loren Feldman said on August 29th, 2006 at 12:10 am

    you’re right. correcting.

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  5. Mr Angry said on September 4th, 2006 at 3:59 am

    Previous experience in oil wrestling/blogocombat would be a plus I’d say. Man, if I was single I’d be doing the same thing. If I tried to put some hittie in front of camera just because, you know, I’d make a freakin’ fortune, my girlfriend would kill me.

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  6. Loren said on September 4th, 2006 at 8:46 am

    My gf has no say in the matter. Business is business.

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  7. jvon said on September 19th, 2006 at 5:38 am

    This is an excellent idea. I look forward to ogling your resident hottie.

    Reply

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