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    Valleywag’s Editor

    August 19, 2007 – 4:42 pm

    “It’s all sexy in a way.” Now Valleywag makes complete sense to me. Complete. I’m fascinated by this man. There is something about him. Can’t put my finger on it exactly, but there is just something to him that makes me want to listen to him all day as I prepare to blow my brains out.

    1. 6 Responses to “Valleywag’s Editor”

    2. He talks like a true Valley girl.

      He and Nick Douglas go together like Wimpy and Olive Oyl.

      By Vince Williams on Aug 19, 2007

    3. It’s the eyebrows. Definitely the eyebrows.

      By jvon on Aug 19, 2007

    4. We already know you’re racist, so you might as well say it, you know you want to… it’s because he’s gay, isn’t it?

      By Tom on Aug 20, 2007

    5. I think it was more along the lines of him being a glib, vacuous twit.

      By jvon on Aug 20, 2007

    6. Unless you were talking to me, in which case, no, I don’t think his uncontrollable eyebrow movements are related to where he parks his salami at all. Though it may explain that ridiculous hair somehow.

      By jvon on Aug 20, 2007

    7. He looks more like the parking garage type to me than a valet parker.

      Tom, you seem to be implying that Loren shouldn’t be allowed to mock anyone who happens to be gay.

      You must be new to this site.

      Loren is neither a racist nor a homophobe.

      I should know.

      By Vince Williams on Aug 20, 2007

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