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Twitter Is Great To Pick Up Middle Aged Women

May 2, 2008 – 9:38 am

Twitter is better than A Neil Diamond concert.

  1. 28 Responses to “Twitter Is Great To Pick Up Middle Aged Women”

  2. well hell if that’s the case i’m gonna have to get me one of those twitter thingies ;-)

    By Tiga Beck on May 2, 2008

  3. I love it when Feldman is crashing the party for the Geeks:) Unfortunately for them, he is always right (not that it takes a Rocket scientist to know that…)

    No LA LA LAND for you.

    By zx on May 2, 2008

  4. “What’s your sign?” works on ’straight’ guys too.

    By Vince Williams on May 2, 2008

  5. “…i was trying to look at it more from an historical perspective. if you look at it from where it came from, so perhaps we can understand better what it is and where it’s going.”

    Dan Farber ( CNET Editor In Chief!!! ) NewsGang Live 04.28.08

    Much Ado About Nothing

    By zx on May 2, 2008

  6. HAHA Why haven’t you posted Jason’s Place on the blog??

    By Josh on May 2, 2008

  7. You forgot middle aged women looking for intellectual stimulation… in 140 characters or less.

    By golfgirl on May 2, 2008

  8. Golfgirl - Intellectual? I think you mean Clitoral stimulation. Intellectual stimulation on twitter. You kill me.

    By Loren Feldman on May 2, 2008

  9. “intellectual simulation… in 140 characters or less”
    I think golfgirl was just being ironic.

    By Alex on May 2, 2008

  10. When I first heard the name “Twitter” I thought it was something a geek would say during phonesex.

    My suspicion was confirmed when I first saw the twits “tweeting”.

    Twitter jargon is fucking gay– women looking for clitoral stimulation from the broke dick bloggers on twitter are barking up the wrong tree.

    The guys good at that are otherwise occupied.

    By Vince Williams on May 2, 2008

  11. Not for nothing, but any women troweling the twittersphere for dates has got be just ravaged with STD’s. (Cause we know the dudes are.) I’m not talking crabs here, I’m talking the shit that makes your dick turn inside out into a vagina.

    By DJ on May 2, 2008

  12. Intelligent post. I agree that normal people should stay away from Twitter: http://lowtechtimes.com/2008/04/30/twitter-is-not-only-unnecessary-but-also-unreliable/

    By S.P. Gass on May 2, 2008

  13. @S.P. Gass - I enjoy Twitter. I would agree however that I am not normal. Not even close.

    I also enjoy Clitorally (I think you capitalize it) stimulating women, but I don’t talk about that much on blogs. The skilled ones keep that a secret.

    It’s like being a Freemason.

    By Dave Johnston on May 2, 2008

  14. The Clitoral Brotherhood Handshake takes some practice, but once you do it once correctly, you never forget.

    Ooops. I’ve said too much…

    By DJ on May 2, 2008

  15. Intellectual stimulation on Twitter = “@shoeboxmental:I loved Hegel is college, what I remember. Wanna fuck?”

    By DJ on May 2, 2008

  16. Please note that this is actually one of my favorite takes by LF. It’s short, but perfect.

    The smile at the end, awesome. It says so much. I have that same smile going this week…in spades.

    By Dave Johnston on May 3, 2008

  17. Not to get overly earnest, but: I love weirdos, and I’ve got to do a lot of interesting things (in “real life”) with some of them thanks to Twitter. A lot of it has been growing closer to people I already knew from blogging or offline (like our friend Pat Phelan) and a lot of it has been frivolous but fun. Either way, the technology isn’t really that interesting, but what people are doing with it is. Like you say, a lot of us do like it. But there are those who get off on claiming that it’s all a load of crap - they probably say the same about bars, clubs, and anywhere else people meet up, and they’re probably social retards offline, too.

    Anyways, you make it work for you, Loren, and that’s what counts. Eff the hype.

    By Jackie Danicki on May 3, 2008

  18. @Jackie - I agree on the weirdos, but since you’re one of my new favorites on Twitter that shouldn’t come as a surprise. The technology itself isn’t the cool part. Certain people, yes.

    But say, why don’t you and I bounce up outta this blog and hit something much cooler. This little joint on 88th and 2nd that nobody knows about.

    This place is dead anyway…

    :)

    By Dave Johnston on May 3, 2008

  19. Ha, Ha! Loren is that how you earn your living?

    You provide Clitoral stimulation to middle aged women on Twitter?

    Your secret is up! The Puppet Gigolo! LOL

    By Igor The Troll on May 3, 2008

  20. There’s a pimp that uses twitter to manage his hos.

    By Vince Williams on May 3, 2008

  21. This is funny on so many levels :)

    By Chris Saad on May 5, 2008

  22. haha Is this just a ploy to try and bring twitter usage up by a different demographic? To move it past the geeks and weirdos? If so thank you! Sign me up for some middle-aged women!

    By Joe on May 5, 2008

  23. loren, you’re just bragging that a handful of women who wouldn’t have given you the time of day in high school are flirting with you. dream on that they’d actually fulfill your wish. try the women in their early 30s. might be more receptive for several minutes.

    By twitoris on May 5, 2008

  24. very funny. ciao from romania.

    By bloger on May 5, 2008

  25. Horny cougars are on EVERY social networking site and in EVERY coffee shop!

    By MikeonTV on May 5, 2008

  26. Hilarious!!!

    By Christian Wiklund on May 5, 2008

  27. I have never DM’d you.

    Back off, puppet boy.

    By Prokofy Neva on May 7, 2008

  28. I do believe I just saw Loren smile!

    By Mike Butcher on May 7, 2008

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