Try Not To Annoy Yue Please

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1. Vince Williams said on March 9th, 2007 at 11:08 am

   What a complex interplay of emotions Yue projected in the last little bit.

   Yue, you are going to take over the world. I hope you have an honest agent.

   I think golden showers are fun.

   Forgive me for this, but you have a way of insinuating yourself into people’s minds–I keep picturing you in nothing but black stilettos in the shower.

   P.S.

   I think your nipples are divine.

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2. Loren Feldman said on March 9th, 2007 at 11:13 am

   She is truly spectacular. She was brought to this site for a reason I think. Just like you. Part of that whole I know something is going on, but I don’t know why vibe.

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3. Vince Williams said on March 9th, 2007 at 11:16 am

   Funny, Loren, that’s exactly what I think.

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4. Yue said on March 9th, 2007 at 11:23 am

   i once met a dominatrix who liked giving golden showers. maybe i should introduce you two.

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5. jvon said on March 9th, 2007 at 1:19 pm

   I promise not to pee in your shower, and don’t listen to those nipple bashers. They’re probably fat AND have body odor.

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6. Bourbon Hipster said on March 9th, 2007 at 3:57 pm

   I once said that I had Yellow Fever on live radio. It turned that I just had Spring Fever, though. But the radio people were all like Oh shit, you can’t say that, that’s racist, and I was like Fuck you, it was positive comment, not a negative one and then they never put me on the air again.

   Anyway Yue, my point is that you look like someone whose shower I peed in…

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7. Stephan Tual said on March 9th, 2007 at 4:57 pm

   Yu-eee, I have 3 millions dollars in a french account but I can’t cash it without your help! Please help me and sorry about the shower.

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8. Vince Williams said on March 9th, 2007 at 5:44 pm

   Yue,

   I was just kidding about S/M, I’m not really a masochist–you should see me boss all those macho guys around, and they love it.

   I like to do it with cowboy boots and hat. Sometimes I even wear chaps–it make me feel so rugged.

   I make them call me “Tex”. Most of them like a little slap-action, too.
   It figures.

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9. Yue said on March 9th, 2007 at 9:52 pm

   i knew it…you’ve all peed in my shower…you f*ckers

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10. WTL said on March 10th, 2007 at 12:08 am

    My doctor told I was free and clear of the Yellow Fever… WTF!? Its back… Thanks a lot U-A

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11. Vince Williams said on March 10th, 2007 at 9:20 am

    I’d consider it an honor to pee in your shower.

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12. Will said on March 10th, 2007 at 10:28 am

    This is hilarious; I think I would probably agree with most of your list except for the peeing in the shower! It’s like giving a woman £1000 and telling her that she’s not allowed the buy any shoes with it! It’s just against the male nature

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13. Stephan Tual said on March 10th, 2007 at 12:10 pm

    Glad to see you here, Will! And I agree with you re. the shower. I mean, the sink is off limit, ok, but the shower is fair game as far as I’m concerned.

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14. jvon said on March 10th, 2007 at 7:07 pm

    One of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen was Madonna on one of the late night talk shows saying that she pees on her own feet in the shower because it gets rid of Athlete’s Foot.

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15. jvon said on March 11th, 2007 at 6:12 am

    Also, I thought I should let you know that I had Chinese food for dinner, and there was a waitress there that looked nothing like you.

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16. Vince Williams said on March 11th, 2007 at 9:20 am

    A tribe in Siberia likes to get high on magic mushrooms.

    The poorer people who can’t afford the actual shrooms ‘recycle’ the urine of the richer people, because the psilocybin isn’t fully metabolized.

    I could see Madonna really getting into both ends of the transaction.

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17. Stephan Tual said on March 11th, 2007 at 10:47 am

    Oh the things you learn on 1938….

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18. Fat said on March 11th, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    Easy to pick on the fat guy. You were better when you only spoke Chinese and no one knew what the fuck you were saying. Why is this 1938mediachina if its in english and is about things in the usa that piss her off.

    Lame.

    and remember its better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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19. Yue said on March 11th, 2007 at 3:52 pm

    hmmm…someone sounds pissed off. vince, why don’t you give mr. fat ass a nice rub down.

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20. Vince Williams said on March 11th, 2007 at 8:01 pm

    Why, thank you, Yue. I think I could take care of his pound of flesh.

    Loren didn’t call me a cannibal for nothing.

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21. Jeremy Pepper said on March 11th, 2007 at 8:29 pm

    How about fat people on the bus that fall asleep on you? Happens in SF alot. Yes, Muni stories are scary here.

    Nipples don’t frighten me. Yours were not that interesting, though.

    Yellow fever is so SF. It’s why I try not to date the stereotype here. Gotta go against the grain.

    Sounds like you need a new boyfriend, if he’s pissing in your shower. Or you live in some weird communal setting.

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22. jvon said on March 11th, 2007 at 9:35 pm

    Fat people. With body odor. On the plane.

    I just gave myself flashbacks.

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