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The Life Aquatic With Shel Israel

March 28, 2008 – 8:58 pm

This poor security guard from Brooklyn retires to what he thinks is an easy gig in beautiful Chatsworth, CA. Everything was fine until Shel showed up at least.

  1. 35 Responses to “The Life Aquatic With Shel Israel”

  2. He’s doing it all wrong! Epic Fail Shel

    By LD on Mar 28, 2008

  3. Ok….I got 800 more Shel videos in me then it will get old.

    By Loren's Conscience on Mar 28, 2008

  4. Until Shel’s next video, anyway.

    By Skawt on Mar 28, 2008

  5. This is disgusting and cruel and it’s disgusting people. You have no respect for coasters, no respect for shamu, no respect for marine life, and it’s disgusting.

    By Coaster Enthusiast on Mar 29, 2008

  6. Wow, playing multiple characters…Shel is the new Eddie Murphy!!!

    –

    P.S - we need “The Other (nicer) Loren Feldman” on camera A ‘S A P’

    By zxspectrum on Mar 29, 2008

  7. It’s funny how in some scenes the face of the person interviewed is completely out of focus whilst I can see all the details in the background.

    By Livia on Mar 29, 2008

  8. @zx - very cute, point taken

    By Loren Feldman on Mar 29, 2008

  9. Because of you we can’t focus on our shows. Fastcompany is clueless on how to do videos and you are distracting us

    By Robert Scoble on Mar 29, 2008

  10. Excellent excellent!

    By Aaron Brazell on Mar 29, 2008

  11. The way Shel was jerking his head around at the end, shifting his eyes erratically, and his body language generally, made me wonder if he’s in the early stages of some degenerative disease of the central nervous system.

    By Vince Williams on Mar 29, 2008

  12. @ Williams

    That wasn’t funny! Seriously, you’re such a stupid-idiot…

    By zxspectrum on Mar 29, 2008

  13. @Williams A little harsh,a little harsh.

    By Loren Feldman on Mar 29, 2008

  14. @That wasn’t funny”

    It wasn’t supposed to be funny.

    I didn’t mean to disrespect anyone who has such a disease, or to be nasty to Shel, who I have nothing against.

    I’m human, after all, so I might make an ill-considered comment occasionally.

    It didn’t seem so harsh to me because I have some nervous system problems myself.

    So what’s your problem, zx? You kvetch around here like you have a stick up your ass.

    By Vince Williams on Mar 29, 2008

  15. Classy move Vince. You are a real man for apologizing. It was seemingly inappropriate and I truly appreciate you clarifying things. This is a forum for some of the smartest assed people on the net. Shit is going to happen sometimes, I’m not going to censor anybody. I always preach to think for yourself and to take responsibility for your own shit. I’m glad you decided to do the right thing.

    By Loren Feldman on Mar 29, 2008

  16. Thanks, Loren.

    By Vince Williams on Mar 29, 2008

  17. Shel seems to have lots of energy at least. And the coaster looked awesome.

    By golfgirl on Mar 29, 2008

  18. What are you up to golfgirl?

    By Loren Feldman on Mar 29, 2008

  19. @Williams

    “…because I have some nervous system problems myself O:-) ” - Sure Williams, i am HIV positive that you’ve pretty much got everything…right?;)

    “…I’m human, after all” - GMFAB!

    * http://www.stanford.edu/~suky/WW2/HesWatchingYou.jpg

    By zxspectrum on Mar 30, 2008

  20. @Williams

    “..You kvetch around here like you have a stick up your as”

    I am only interested in your ass! But not in the way that you think (Not that there is anything wrong with it;) i am…

    By zxspectrum on Mar 30, 2008

  21. You are one goofy mofo, zx.

    That “he’s watching you” says it all.

    You seem a lot more interested in me than I am in you.

    By Vince Williams on Mar 30, 2008

  22. Correctomondo williams! I just hope that one day i will get a place in Lalaland also:)

    By zxspectrum on Mar 30, 2008

  23. Zx you need to chill, I like Vince a lot. He felt bad and apologized. Now its your turn asshole. I know Vince personally, and he does have health problems.

    He’s also much funnier than you are which is all I really care about anyway.

    By Loren Feldman on Mar 30, 2008

  24. Feldman to the rescue!

    You are getting old man…I was under the impression that this is a playground not a courthouse.

    Don’t be so serious…we are just playing.

    By zxspectrum on Mar 30, 2008

  25. Also, You know how Gay people looooove the drama! Trust me, he enjoys every second of it.

    me me me me me

    By zxspectrum on Mar 30, 2008

  26. That gay guy is way more a real man than you are.

    By Loren Feldman on Mar 30, 2008

  27. I love Vince. In another life and another sexual orientation, I’d even date him. Okay, so I have no idea if that’s the case, but Vince is a long time member of this community. Don’t be ignorant.

    By aaron brazell on Mar 30, 2008

  28. Feldman, I expect much more from you - “…He’s also much funnier than you” ” “…is way more a real man than you are.” - WTF:):):)? Are we back in 2nd grade? Seriously, you are no good when you get emotionally involved;)

    Anyway, since Vince is a honorary ‘member of this community’….i give up.

    VINCE IS THE MAN!!!

    By zxspectrum on Mar 30, 2008

  29. I said he really is sick himself, what didn’t you get? A friend of mine is sick. I am emotionally involved. I expected much more from you my friend.

    By Loren Feldman on Mar 30, 2008

  30. The way his mouth runs you will forgive me if i find it hard to feel sorry for the guy…he seems to be pretty good in defending himself:

    “Drop by my place and every rooster in the yard will fuck your punk ass.”
    “have a stick up your ass.”
    “like some little chickenshit troll.”

    *Classy Gay…sorry Guy!

    By zxspectrum on Mar 30, 2008

  31. Whatever you two just kiss and make up and take it up in the next post would ya.

    By Loren Feldman on Mar 30, 2008

  32. anywayz…..

    Did their campaign get folks in the door and were they honest with the audience about the ride?

    follow the progression of the comments in the post below and see if the “social media expert” allowed the “conversation” to flow naturally.

    http://www.themeparkinsider.com/flume/200705/352/

    Bottom Line: Success will always be “measured” in dollars.

    ps.

    yo its crazy how similar Shels yell on the kiddie coaster is to Howard Deans “Yeeehhaaaww” right?

    By Dick on Mar 30, 2008

  33. I never had a fight with Williams…It’s more like a dysfunctional dialog. I am telling him to relax and he tells me the fuck off. He reminds me of a little crazy mad Chiwawa that i ones had…

    Btw: He is not stupid that Williams letting you people pick up his fight ~:>

    The End.

    By zxspectrum on Mar 30, 2008

  34. Man- if you can’t respect the community, have the decency to spell correctly. I’m thinking- you know- chihuahua, for instance.

    Loren- I love the titles music.

    By MsInformation on Mar 30, 2008

  35. I appreciate the kind words.

    @”Don’t be so serious…we are just playing.”

    I don’t get it.

    What happened to that sentiment along the way?

    I have no beef with zx.

    We can co-exist.

    I love Loren and what he does here– it’s an “oasis of refreshment”, as someone said.

    Aaron, you’re one of the sexiest guys on the web.;-)

    By Vince Williams on Mar 30, 2008

  36. I love the group mentality here…Protect the weak!

    ‘Everybody Loves Feldman’

    (::[]::)

    By zxspectrum on Mar 31, 2008

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