The Hollywoodactor Is My Friend

Once upon a time, two friends tried to make it in Hollywood. Well, as luck would have it, one of them made it and is now a star that you see all the time. The one who didn’t make it got into the web business. His friend has agreed to write a diary of his life to help other actors, to vent without consequences, and to mock his friend. He has sworn him to secrecy.

The HollywoodActor
“I’m just thankful that I made it and he didn’t.”

Loren Feldman
“It sucks. He’s a no talent idiot. I don’t care how much dough he makes. He’s still an idiot.”