A helium balloon doesn’t stay aloft forever: so treat *everyone* you pass on your way up with respect!

Tip service people too, okay?! They’re not your damn slaves! And don’t ever be flip with the hired help! They wield more power than you think…

And — while we’re on the subject — be mindful of gatekeepers. They can either make or break you.

And most importantly of all: the entire continent of Europe needs an enema!