So I was in Paris for business and pleasure. I was attending Le Web and had some other business in the city. I also was kinda honeymooning having recently married my wife Michelle. We stayed at the Intercontinental Grand Hotel in Paris. This is when the trouble began. One night Gabe Rivera, Steve Gillmor, Michelle Oshen and myself were dining on $40 hamburgers when a family of mice came to visit us. As usual hilarity ensued.