Josh makes vids about politics and sports.
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Every year, around this festive holiday season, college presidents and conference commissioners around this great country of ours renew their annual tradition of reminding college football fans what a wonderful system they have created to determine the best college football team in all the land. And, just like clockwork, their advertising and media partners break out the BCS pom poms in a massive propaganda effort to brainwash us into thinking that using voters and computers to pick two teams from only certain pre-determined conferences is the most equitable and efficient way to showcase a championship game. Now that the Bombers are 20+ games in, it’s time for a shell from the Oshen on where we is. Undoubtedly the nicest surprise of the season is the sparkling start of our beloved, but beleaguered boy from Texas, Monsieur Pettitte. With three wins versus a lone loss, and an All Star-ish 2.45 ERA, Andy, who copped this offseason to a few instances of juicing in his long lost past, has let his pitching do the talking thus far. No one would argue that Pettitte felt terrible for his unintentional implication of his buddy Roger Clemens in the steroid scandal currently rocking the league, yet he appears to have shifted the weight of all the questions and any guilt to those powerful legs that have served him (and the Yanks) so well in past years. The man is simply pitching very well, and power to him. Obviously it’s a tad early to be making predictions, but what the hell, here goes: Andy defies age and all naysayers with a stellar 2008 that will reestablish this quintessentially Bronx ball hurler as one of NY’s all time greats. Wait for it. Mo knows sports. Derek fucking Jeter is just simply a rockhard fucking rockstar! Late in last night’s symbolically important Sox/Yanks game, Jete, who incidentally is currently the holder of the best AVG in baseball with two outs and men in scoring position (talk about mother-fuckin clutch!), jacked a fuckin monster, 2-out, 3-run dinger over the Green Monster and almost completely the fuck out of Fenway! Even sweeter, he did it against that obnoxious son-of-a-bitch Curt Shilling, knocking him out of the game with what ended up as the winning runs. On a more relevant note, I have it on good authority from some girls I know (i.e. sluts) that big D is hung like a fucking horse and digs on oiive-skinned hotties with ample cleavage and a quick wit (sound iike anyone we know?). So, operating under the reasonable assumption that Derek is a big time tech geek, I am hereby offering him (that’s you, DJ) the #2 spot on my celebrities-my-boyfriend-would-let-me-do-should-I-have-the-chance list! I think Loren’s number one is Kathy Griffin… To answer your next question… Loren Feldman is my #1 |
  
  
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