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Scottevest is a clothing company. They make clothing for middle aged nebbishes and their frumpy wives. They also make a hat. It looks like it was designed by Gomer Pyle. It has pockets. Just what I want, pockets in my hat. You’ve heard of Hot Pockets? These aren’t those these are Hat Pockets. Buy one here. Update: So the CEO of Scott E Vest really seems to have a good grip on this social media stuff. I begged him not to send me his garbage. I try and be nice give some away at SXSW and this the thanks I get. I have never been so insulted in my entire life. Can you imagine? This is exactly why I started 1938 Business because if not used correctly social media can even make nice guy CEO’s look like asses. In any case here goes. Dear Jason, The CEO of Scott-E-Vest wants to know if you like the free stuff he sent you. He seems a bit annoyed so do me a favor could you get back to him. Even if it’s some form letter bullshit I’m sure he won’t know the difference anyway. I’ve been telling everyone that I don’t have any weird power over you, but these dopes keep coming to me anyway to get to you. It’s such a drag. Anyway, how’s London? Thank god she looks like her Mother. Hopefully she’ll have her personality as well. Things are good here, I promise I’m done with Arrington, I know you told me to stop but I couldn’t help myself. Please don’t be mad. I have one more piece coming, but it’s the puppet so it shouldn’t be that bad. So that’s it I guess. Please don’t forget to contact the Scott-E-Tool guy. Say hi to the puppies and girls for me. Love, Updated: Dear Scott, I heard from Jason. He says he loves the stuff, but he needs more with the TWIST logo on it. Regards, I blame Jason Calacanis for all of this. I was this close to getting the only piece of schwag that matters in tech.
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