Mark Zuckerberg has a very high IQ and a very low EQ. Not to mention a low Q rating. Lot’s of Q’s for a kid with a Z in his name. This lack of EQ is what will be his downfall, and yeah he will be removed at some point. The Russian guys will do it, and they don’t give a rats ass about whatever wacky stock structure our hero set up for himself. Neither will Mark when he’s being held upside down by his ankles over a balcony in Moscow. He will have to be removed, he is simply too incompetent to be a proper front man. Let’s just cut to the chase here. The kid’s a mess. In my professional opinion as a certified puppeteer the kid is obviously disconnected in some way. It’s all in the eyes, and boy does he have them. Kooky person eyes. Shifty and darty. He also rocks the weirdly inappropriate smile like a champ. Any student of human nature, card players, writers, actors, puppeteers will tell you that this shit is weird. It just is. It just is. “Of course I’m an excellent driver. I’m an excellent driver.” It’s almost like that here. “Time for Wapner.”
Zuckerberg is feeling tremendous pressure as of late and it’s only going to get worse a lot worse in fact. That movie is going to come out and portray him as really fucked up. Now a couple billion dollars sounds cool on paper, but boy it doesn’t fix our boy’s problems or soon to be really damaged ego and feelings. He was already a man of questionable character in terms of others and their feelings. His own feelings in fact. The facebook was started after he was rejected by a girl. Now lots of guys get rejected by girls, but they don’t start a site by hacking and then rating looks. BINGO. Rejection by a woman, and then his lack of self-esteem is what started all this nonsense to begin with.
So in the wake of all this what does he do? Who does he reach out to in the “tech press”? Robert Scoble. Perfect, but once again ultimately the wrong social cue. When you have something important to talk about in tech you don’t call Robert Scoble. You call Kara Swisher, Leo Laporte, Walt Mossberg, Alex Pham. You don’t call Scoble. You call Scoble for a free ad for your bullshit startup. You call Scoble because you know if you are a bigger company you can control him pretty easily. He works for Rackspace, not a news organization after all. #justsayin.
