Monday Matters #47

The mean girls addition. Here’s the first idiotic article from Techcrunch. He is the disclaimer. Just look at the comments. Your public has spoken and they think you suck.

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Jason Calacanis And Shel The SXSW Interview

Dear Scott-E-Vest CEO. I'm Not Jason's Secretary

I have never been so insulted in my entire life. Can you imagine? This is exactly why I started 1938 Business because if not used correctly social media can even make nice guy CEO’s look like asses. In any case here goes.

Dear Jason,

The CEO of Scott-E-Vest wants to know if you like the free stuff he sent you. He seems a bit annoyed so do me a favor could you get back to him. Even if it’s some form letter bullshit I’m sure he won’t know the difference anyway. I’ve been telling everyone that I don’t have any weird power over you, but these dopes keep coming to me anyway to get to you. It’s such a drag. Anyway, how’s London? Thank god she looks like her Mother. Hopefully she’ll have her personality as well. Things are good here, I promise I’m done with Arrington, I know you told me to stop but I couldn’t help myself. Please don’t be mad. I have one more piece coming, but it’s the puppet so it shouldn’t be that bad. So that’s it I guess. Please don’t forget to contact the Scott-E-Tool guy. Say hi to the puppies and girls for me.

Love,
Loren

P.S. Part 1

Updated:

Dear Scott,

I heard from Jason. He says he loves the stuff, but he needs more with the TWIST logo on it.

Regards,
Loren Feldman
Friends of Jason Calacanis
A Division of Mahalo

I Was Almost Enlisted In The Twit Army

I blame Jason Calacanis for all of this. I was this close to getting the only piece of schwag that matters in tech.

You Deserve To Be Fired

A lot of people seem to think it’s Jason Calacanis’s fault that they are imbeciles and really bad at their jobs. This is what the web has been reduced to. Adults who are idiots playing a blame game rather than face up to their own lack of standards and common sense.

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