In an effort to be transparent I’d like to honestly say my teasers are better than most other peoples entire websites and entire “creative” output. If you think you are going to get a funnier Steve Ballmer puppet, you know what? Take that deal because there is no way on gods green earth you are going to find a better Steve Ballmer puppet if you are into that. Meaning Ballmer or puppets.
This is what I do. Why? No idea. Why do you like it? No idea. What I do know though is that we are both probably a little fucked up that we find this funny, but we do. This is a 30 second clip of the last Ballmer video. He says Bing a lot. I wanted to post it to give the doubters who say I’m not A-List anymore. People who say my puppet hand is somehow not strong anymore. Oh yeah? Yeah. You talking to me? I must be talking to you cause I don’t see nobody else. Except you and that Ballmer puppet. Anyway, the point is we like this stupid shit. I like making it and it’s time for this brother to start gettin’ paid. So like any good slinger Imma give you a taste of the good shit baby. The grade A+ motherfuckin’ shit. The Ballm baby. Imma give you 30 seconds of the Ballm baby and you’ll be back for more baby, back for more. So you best subscribe before you come back here all tremblin’ and shit wantin’ mo’. You gonna come back here and say “I want some more of dat Ballm. You got mo’ dat Ballm?” And Imma gonna say to you “Did I tell you to subscribe? Course I got more dat motherfuckin’ Ballm, you best be subscribed though.”
$5.00 a month buys you all da Ballm you want baby.
