There is a certain protocol involved. Like when you meet the Queen.
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You forgot
“Don’t feed me after midnight” and ” don’t put water on me”
@Dennis Bjørn Petersen:
Thanks, those are good ones.
You did not address hugs.
I’m taking that as a “Yes.”
I’m not going to SXSW, But if I was:
– I don’t do “lines”. I didn’t have to stand in line with everybody else to meet Newt freaking Gingrich, so I certainly wouldn’t stand in line with the riff-raff to see you. In fact, if I see saw you in a crowd, I would recruit one of said riff-raff and say, “There is that Loren Feldman character. Bring him to me post-haste, and I shall let you both live.”
- If you didn’t look me in the eye, I would slam my walker down on your nearest toe to focus your attention.
- You ARE interested in me, because I am awesome.
…Have fun, buddy. Wish I was going.
Omar
Jesus you are fucking relentless. Fine, but only you.
If you get a chance to drop by the Belmont building, I’ll wait in line to chat with you on the official livestream.
Hope I get a chance to not make eye contact, chief.
LOL
cant make it this time but hug Mr Seroussi for me
great list
WIN!
You will not regret it, Loren.
@Omar G.:
I already do.
That’s Hot!…Will you have a security posse a la P-diddy?
the last word on personal branding…”It might just not happen for you…and that’s ok.”
LOL nice!!!
Awesome. Love the last word. Enjoy the show, wish I was going but I did TC50 instead of SXSWi
Whatever you say…maybe next year I will have enough followers
(1,500 followers Sarah, what is that!, ::crying:: I will try to be better)
Why the fuck do I need to have a password that is eight fucking digits or longer to set up a stinking account to give you money….. Is six digits not enough for you?
It’s All About Beer Money !!!
@jason:
Security 8 is 2 better than 6.
The Julia vid was great, well worth the $50 for the year. How did you get her to take her top off?
you are suck a dickhead !
@jason:
$50 a year?? Yikes…
P.S. That was not Julia… It was a plumber from Loren’s building, name of “Ramon”. He and Julia have the same sized boobs, which could be contributing to your confusion. Just as long as you, your crusty gym sock, and the poor bastard who is about to go subscribe for $50 to see those knockers, all know for posterity: you did not (and will not) see Julia’s bosom on Loren Feldman’s premium channel. Unfortunately.
LOL
” no eye contact ” Hilarious.