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Statement From Loren Feldman In Rehab

August 5, 2007 – 6:23 pm

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Loren Feldman Official Statement

“I would like to thank everybody for their support during this difficult time for me. It’s been a grueling 18 hours with 6 more to go yet! This is the hardest thing I’ve ever done and I already feel the changes. Once again thank you for all of your support, and I look forward to getting back to where I belong, on the internet making dozens and dozens of people laugh while they should be working. Mahalo I love you all.”

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  1. 7 Responses to “Statement From Loren Feldman In Rehab”

  2. You haven’t arrived till you’ve been in rehab.

    You’d think all those sick people who think it’s disgusting to prance around with huge diamond grills and gold chains and show the most craven worship of the almighty dollar would have wised up by now, huh?

    By Vince Williams on Aug 5, 2007

  3. Loren, I have to admit that you have me intrigued. I can’t wait to see how deep you can keep digging this hole.

    By Gregg on Aug 5, 2007

  4. Excellent work, you have everyone confused, I love it!

    By Jeff McNeill on Aug 6, 2007

  5. ‘unsubscribed’

    By ty on Aug 6, 2007

  6. To hell with rehab, just go to your local plasma ‘donation’ place (30 bucks a donation is what I get) and you will see a lot of dregs, and then poor ass people like me trying to get gas in the tank. My last donation paid for crickets for the frog and dog food for the dog, that’s my American dream.

    By Tracy on Aug 9, 2007

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