Some Straight People Know How To Fuck Correctly
- Posted on: Dec. 22, 2007
- 18 Comments
I’m as good in bed as any lesbian. At least I think I am. I have a penis so I would hope that that gives me an advantage. Additionally, I would think Michelle is as good as any gay guy in the history of gay guys. Just a hunch. So yeah I think Pamcakes knows her way around sausage.
Posted in 1938 Media, Gay, Lesbians, Sexy18 comments
What did you call me?
Any real faggot could hum circles around Pamcakes (sorry, Pam, I know you’re talented, but somebody has to stand up for truth and justice around here).
Owen Thomas is not a man, so he doesn’t count.
Btw, Livia lives in Naples, not Rome.
I’ll admit that the beautiful and talented Michelle looks like she has potential, but when it comes to hardcore LIPosuction, everybody knows that fags rule.
ReplyVince, im pretty sure Pamcakes could kick your ass in a dick gobble-ing competition.
ReplyZakk,
Please post a link to your picture so I can decide what to reply.
If you’re hot I’ll give you my phone number.
ReplyLOL, ok I had to wait 20 minutes before replying…
Anywayss… As I said in the other comment to Pam’s video, I cannot guarantee for the whole queer community…
Since I’m a (smart) girl I must take Pam’s side in this case and I believe Pamcakes can handle anything pretty well, from raw sausages to spring rolls.
BTW, thanks Loren for posting Pam’s video. After all those seesmic freaks I needed to watch something tasty.
Replyand here I thought Abe Froeman was the sausage king.
Vince is probably more the “Jester” of sausage. Can’t you just imagine this euroshittydick with his brightly colored cockscomb hat and tinkling bells.
puking now… excuse me.
Reply@Vince: sorry darling, but in this circumstance I must surrender to the call of nature!
ReplyLivia,
I know what it’s all about– you women have to stick together.
It’s okay, I understand.
But just so everyone is clear on one thing, who do you people think took care of Adam until Eve came along?
The SNAKE, of course. See, it’s all in the Bible.
I rest my case.;-)
Tiga,
Anybody can see that you have a thing for me, just like that other guy, jvon.
You sound cute, and like you need a good thrashing.
I like guys like that, and they like me.
ReplyOh boy, I really wish Pam and I could stick together
Thanks for understanding me darling! I’ll find you some hot Italian guy as a reward.
ReplyI’ve never seen so many hot guys anywhere as in Italy. It must be the water.;-)
Replyhey livia, thinking about someone in particular?
ReplyI knew this commenting shit was gonna pay off someday.;-)
ReplyOh boy I needed to laugh that hard today. Thank you Lauren. I can’t imagine a better Festivus gift than this.
Now…the gays obviously know their way around sausage very well. But the benefit of being a chick is that I both know how to handle a sausage quite well IMO and (for Livia) how to handle melons. I had my melons handled by a gay guy once and I think they are still bruised. No straight chick is going to bruise your sausage…unless she hates you.
ReplyLoren
No fuckin way can a homsexual man handle sausage like a woman.
And same goes for the ladies, sir. I’m a redneck breeder who puts the fuck down on my girl. Ya dig? Thats just what we do out here.
Livia
I was stayin’ in Mondolfo, Italy for a bit. You ever go there?
Reply@Pam: your melons are as sacred as greek temples and you should never put them in the wrong hands (in this case, gay guys hands).
@Dick: yes I know Mondolfo, it’s a very cute city.
ReplyPam needs to show a little more of those melons. I mean I know she’s my perky mid-west blonde type. I just think we need to see a bit more of her perkiness. The only problem is that I have no control over her, yue, or you know who. The women of 1938 have far more control than I do.
Reply@”No fuckin way can a homosexual man handle sausage like a woman.”
How do you know that, Dick?
@”you should never put them in the wrong hands (in this case, gay guys hands.)”
Wait just a minute, Livia.
I know quite a bit about these melons of which you speak. Just because I call myself gay doesn’t mean I never checked out the other side of the fence.
I think I could handle Pam’s melons with style and panache.
And sadly, no woman, no matter how beautiful, can put real sausage in between the melons.
ReplyWanna see Loren Feldman with a beard ?
Replyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtZJYbaFJ_o
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