No Green M&M’s Or I’m Gonna Lose It
- Posted on: Mar. 27, 2007
- 13 Comments
Mark Evans has asked me to sit on a panel. My first reaction was this is some sort of joke. He assured me it was not. My list of demands were as follows:
Chilled Grey Goose backstage at all times.
KFC big buckets, white meat only.
A bowl of M&M’s on the panel table with all the green ones removed.
I would like to keep the bathrobe from the hotel.
I don’t do conferences generally but my demands were met, so I will be attending. This ought to be good.
13 comments
What? No caviar and Dom P? I don’t know about you Feldman…you’re getting soft in your old age.
ReplyThey are Canadians, have to be gentle.
ReplyNo Tim Horton’s demands?!? Canada, man. Demand Timbits.
ReplyYes, the green m&m’s have the same chemical in them as turkey does, that chemical that makes you sleepy.
ReplyYeah, the chemical is tryptophan, which is a precursor of my helpful friends psilocybin, LSD, DMT, and also the brain chemical serotonin.
That’s why I say I’m always ‘trypping’.
Tryptophan is also used to treat depression and seasonal affective disorder.
ReplyExcellent.
ReplySome guys tried to break into my house to steal my stash.
The shit was so good that I joined them.
ReplyAs one of the mesh organizers, I hereby promise an unlimited supply of Tim Horton’s maple-frosted crullers — but only if Loren does a video clip from the meshHaus bathtub.
ReplyDeal!
ReplyWe know how to do this. Jason Fried wanted the red ones out last year. LOL.
ReplyFried, another Prima Donna Jew.
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