Merry Christmas

What are people saying?

1. Vince Williams said on December 24th, 2006 at 5:25 pm

   It always makes me feel weird to be wished Merry Christmas by a Jew, especially one still in bed. I always think, “what’s the ulterior motive here?”

   But that toothpick really saves the day. Broads with big cans think that’s really sexy. Even Leonardo DiCaprio does it.

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2. Loren Feldman said on December 24th, 2006 at 5:31 pm

   Don’t be so paranoid Vince, no ulterior motives, just have a Merry Christmas.

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3. Vince Williams said on December 24th, 2006 at 5:47 pm

   Thanks, I will. Enjoy your trip.

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4. David Krug said on December 24th, 2006 at 8:43 pm

   When do we start the toothpick brigade?

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5. jvon said on December 24th, 2006 at 11:57 pm

   Oh hell, Christmas is barely recognizable anymore, why can’t Jews celebrate it too? They can hack down trees and buy crap just like anybody else.

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6. Loren Feldman said on December 25th, 2006 at 12:04 am

   My sister has a tree, which we call a Chanukkah bush. It has jewish ornaments all over it. She also has a goyish husband.

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7. jvon said on December 25th, 2006 at 2:33 am

   See? There ya go.

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