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    LA Tech Party Thoughts

    April 11, 2008 – 2:08 pm

    So people got 86′d so what?

    1. 18 Responses to “LA Tech Party Thoughts”

    2. Well Pete runs the social networking blog– he was just being sociable! Join the social! He’s a socialist. Just one wild and crazy… eh, you get the idea. Refer to the Simpsons episode where Bart gets an elephant. The gamekeeper says “some people are just jerks.”

      Not me. I love everyone.

      By Victor Agreda Jr on Apr 11, 2008

    3. Loren,

      Completely deceiving video. You didn’t say a word about the chicks. How many? hot or not?
      Just want to see if it was worth going.

      By Joe on Apr 11, 2008

    4. You know what’s great about this video? It shows how easily you slip back into the shallow, fake lifestyle of the LA culture. While you were busy namedropping at the party, did you remember to impress people with your non-existent corporate video work? You know, where you claim to work with Fortune 500 companies but then invoke NDA, even though every other company on the planet will name every client in order to drum up new business.

      So who’s footing the bill on this trip, Loren? Your sister? Someone else you scammed money from with no intent on ever paying back? Arrington - if you gave him any money, consider it lost. You’ll never see it again. Pepper: if he’s staying with you, make sure everything you own is still there when he leaves.

      By the way, your “fashion sense” is non-existent. V-neck undershirts make you look like the unemployed bum you are.

      By Michelle's Boobs on Apr 11, 2008

    5. Sounds like fun to me. I definitely want to be a broad in my next life.

      By golfgirl on Apr 11, 2008

    6. How funny - you act like these people actually give a shit about you or your fledgling company. Good luck riding actual ‘a-listers’ to try to create some sorta name for yourself. lol.

      So glad I dumped your ass.

      By Michelle Oshen on Apr 11, 2008

    7. Hey now, i give a shit. Sometimes twice a day. All in honor of Loren.

      By Victor Agreda Jr on Apr 11, 2008

    8. It’s at times like these that we all need to delve deep inside and search for that little thing that keeps us getting up in the morning….

      Public Enemy

      “It might feel good
      Might sound lil somethin
      Fuck the game
      If it dont mean nuttin
      What is game who got game
      Wheres the game
      In life
      Behind the game
      Behind the game
      I got game
      She got game
      We got game
      They got game
      He got game”

      By Andrew Eglinton on Apr 11, 2008

    9. Andrew

      Brilliant.

      By Loren Feldman on Apr 11, 2008

    10. Broads @ a tech party…Classic!

      ‘THIS IS NOT THE END OF XXX, IT’S JUST THE BEGINNING’

      By zxspectrum on Apr 11, 2008

    11. Z

      You happy? Im trying.

      By Loren Feldman on Apr 11, 2008

    12. * /gnomedex-in-60-seconds/ O.K, now i am happy.

      btw: Will you stop crying already!?

      By zx on Apr 11, 2008

    13. All i ever wanted to do was good…and perhaps make a $$$ on the way.

      By zx on Apr 11, 2008

    14. Zx,

      Nice. Awesome.

      By Loren Feldman on Apr 11, 2008

    15. Baruch atah adonai eloheinu melech ha’olam asher kid’shanu b’mitzvotav v’tzivanu l’hadlik neir shel (shabbat ‘vshel) yom tov.

      By Shel Israel's Israeli Lawyer on Apr 11, 2008

    16. Shel’s lawyer seems to be a little early on the Passover prayer. He’s showing the same quality control that his client shows in his videos. Oy, baruchich shotgun mike.

      By Frank on Apr 12, 2008

    17. Loren you are a disgrace to the family. Shave that muck off your face and brush your teeth. I can smell the shit on your breath from tossing Arrington’s salad all week in LA through my monitor. When did you become such an attention whore? Didn’t I give you enough attention when you were a kid? I let you suck my teet until you were 5. Even though you wouldn’t stop wetting the bed. Did masturbating to tubgirl and goatse just not staisfy you enough you had to go out to LA and taste the real thing? Your father is not proud. Give back the TV you stole and put down the crack pipe. You’ve had one too many blasts.

      By Loren Feldman's mother on Apr 12, 2008

    18. Loren,

      Were you in a sauna or something?

      By William Smith on Apr 12, 2008

    19. Loren, thank you for sucking me off.

      By Andrew's Cock on Apr 12, 2008

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