Well Pete runs the social networking blog– he was just being sociable! Join the social! He’s a socialist. Just one wild and crazy… eh, you get the idea. Refer to the Simpsons episode where Bart gets an elephant. The gamekeeper says “some people are just jerks.”
You know what’s great about this video? It shows how easily you slip back into the shallow, fake lifestyle of the LA culture. While you were busy namedropping at the party, did you remember to impress people with your non-existent corporate video work? You know, where you claim to work with Fortune 500 companies but then invoke NDA, even though every other company on the planet will name every client in order to drum up new business.
So who’s footing the bill on this trip, Loren? Your sister? Someone else you scammed money from with no intent on ever paying back? Arrington - if you gave him any money, consider it lost. You’ll never see it again. Pepper: if he’s staying with you, make sure everything you own is still there when he leaves.
By the way, your “fashion sense” is non-existent. V-neck undershirts make you look like the unemployed bum you are.
How funny - you act like these people actually give a shit about you or your fledgling company. Good luck riding actual ‘a-listers’ to try to create some sorta name for yourself. lol.
It’s at times like these that we all need to delve deep inside and search for that little thing that keeps us getting up in the morning….
Public Enemy
“It might feel good
Might sound lil somethin
Fuck the game
If it dont mean nuttin
What is game who got game
Wheres the game
In life
Behind the game
Behind the game
I got game
She got game
We got game
They got game
He got game”
Shel’s lawyer seems to be a little early on the Passover prayer. He’s showing the same quality control that his client shows in his videos. Oy, baruchich shotgun mike.
Loren you are a disgrace to the family. Shave that muck off your face and brush your teeth. I can smell the shit on your breath from tossing Arrington’s salad all week in LA through my monitor. When did you become such an attention whore? Didn’t I give you enough attention when you were a kid? I let you suck my teet until you were 5. Even though you wouldn’t stop wetting the bed. Did masturbating to tubgirl and goatse just not staisfy you enough you had to go out to LA and taste the real thing? Your father is not proud. Give back the TV you stole and put down the crack pipe. You’ve had one too many blasts.
18 Responses to “LA Tech Party Thoughts”
Well Pete runs the social networking blog– he was just being sociable! Join the social! He’s a socialist. Just one wild and crazy… eh, you get the idea. Refer to the Simpsons episode where Bart gets an elephant. The gamekeeper says “some people are just jerks.”
Not me. I love everyone.
By Victor Agreda Jr on Apr 11, 2008
Loren,
Completely deceiving video. You didn’t say a word about the chicks. How many? hot or not?
Just want to see if it was worth going.
By Joe on Apr 11, 2008
You know what’s great about this video? It shows how easily you slip back into the shallow, fake lifestyle of the LA culture. While you were busy namedropping at the party, did you remember to impress people with your non-existent corporate video work? You know, where you claim to work with Fortune 500 companies but then invoke NDA, even though every other company on the planet will name every client in order to drum up new business.
So who’s footing the bill on this trip, Loren? Your sister? Someone else you scammed money from with no intent on ever paying back? Arrington - if you gave him any money, consider it lost. You’ll never see it again. Pepper: if he’s staying with you, make sure everything you own is still there when he leaves.
By the way, your “fashion sense” is non-existent. V-neck undershirts make you look like the unemployed bum you are.
By Michelle's Boobs on Apr 11, 2008
Sounds like fun to me. I definitely want to be a broad in my next life.
By golfgirl on Apr 11, 2008
How funny - you act like these people actually give a shit about you or your fledgling company. Good luck riding actual ‘a-listers’ to try to create some sorta name for yourself. lol.
So glad I dumped your ass.
By Michelle Oshen on Apr 11, 2008
Hey now, i give a shit. Sometimes twice a day. All in honor of Loren.
By Victor Agreda Jr on Apr 11, 2008
It’s at times like these that we all need to delve deep inside and search for that little thing that keeps us getting up in the morning….
Public Enemy
“It might feel good
Might sound lil somethin
Fuck the game
If it dont mean nuttin
What is game who got game
Wheres the game
In life
Behind the game
Behind the game
I got game
She got game
We got game
They got game
He got game”
By Andrew Eglinton on Apr 11, 2008
Andrew
Brilliant.
By Loren Feldman on Apr 11, 2008
Broads @ a tech party…Classic!
‘THIS IS NOT THE END OF XXX, IT’S JUST THE BEGINNING’
By zxspectrum on Apr 11, 2008
Z
You happy? Im trying.
By Loren Feldman on Apr 11, 2008
* /gnomedex-in-60-seconds/ O.K, now i am happy.
btw: Will you stop crying already!?
By zx on Apr 11, 2008
All i ever wanted to do was good…and perhaps make a $$$ on the way.
By zx on Apr 11, 2008
Zx,
Nice. Awesome.
By Loren Feldman on Apr 11, 2008
Baruch atah adonai eloheinu melech ha’olam asher kid’shanu b’mitzvotav v’tzivanu l’hadlik neir shel (shabbat ‘vshel) yom tov.
By Shel Israel's Israeli Lawyer on Apr 11, 2008
Shel’s lawyer seems to be a little early on the Passover prayer. He’s showing the same quality control that his client shows in his videos. Oy, baruchich shotgun mike.
By Frank on Apr 12, 2008
Loren you are a disgrace to the family. Shave that muck off your face and brush your teeth. I can smell the shit on your breath from tossing Arrington’s salad all week in LA through my monitor. When did you become such an attention whore? Didn’t I give you enough attention when you were a kid? I let you suck my teet until you were 5. Even though you wouldn’t stop wetting the bed. Did masturbating to tubgirl and goatse just not staisfy you enough you had to go out to LA and taste the real thing? Your father is not proud. Give back the TV you stole and put down the crack pipe. You’ve had one too many blasts.
By Loren Feldman's mother on Apr 12, 2008
Loren,
Were you in a sauna or something?
By William Smith on Apr 12, 2008
Loren, thank you for sucking me off.
By Andrew's Cock on Apr 12, 2008