Julia Allison Tries To Find The Words
January 23, 2008 – 3:28 pmJulia Allison the biggest female dope on the web is looking for another domain name for her new blog. Young girls everywhere need to avoid her.
From this dopes site.
Everyone is disagreeing - wildly - but the top favorites are:
ItsMeJulia.com
xoJulia.com
MissJuliaAllison.com
Here are my suggestions.
Posted in Clueless, Desperate, Empty, Julia Allison, Vapid
24 Responses to “Julia Allison Tries To Find The Words”
Fucking classic hahahaa.
By Zakk Forchilli on Jan 23, 2008
forgot one…
if-i-only-had-a-brain-and-a-heart.com
By Tiga Beck on Jan 23, 2008
Awesome Tiga good one. Any others I miss? Anybody else have any good ones?
By Loren Feldman on Jan 23, 2008
youll-never-be-one-of.us
dick-the-farmer-gives-strong-gut-shots.com
loren-turned-my-shit-out-and-forced-me-2-take-on-the-whole-football-team.com
my-vajj-is-a-broken.net
if-you-men-only-knew.com
By Dick on Jan 23, 2008
yeah you forgot these:
patheticwhore.com
egotistic-slut.com
heartless-scum-of-the-earth.com
selfabsorbedwhore.tv
and finally:
msdumb.com
By Ettore on Jan 23, 2008
Loren- that was pretty delicious. I’m feeling kind of evil and can’t resist:
i-couldnt-sound-stupider-if-i-tried.com
enough-about-you-lets-talk-about-me.com
the-evil-spawn-of-dorian-gray.com
By MsInformation on Jan 23, 2008
holy shit! i think that’s the first time I’ve seen you smile (in between all those dot cummmmm)
By Thomas Han on Jan 23, 2008
Ok I add my own suggestions:
neither-ugly-lesbians-would-fuck-me.com
iwishicould.CUM
boobs-for-brains.com
a-dog-with-a-broom-in-his-mouth-could-perfectly-enter-my-ass.com
P.S. no offence intended
By Livia on Jan 23, 2008
HAHAHA. Loren, this has to be an instant 1938media classic. Seriously. I wish I could contribute some insightful domains on this one but its way too late for me.
Also, do you change three times a day man? Or do you record a bunch of videos and timestamp them. Haha first your in bed, then your in gray and orange cap, next your in white and a white cap… all in the same day!
Very nice work!
By Josh on Jan 23, 2008
One more thing, what part of NYC are you in? Im going to be working up there this summer as an intern for Google (they’ll probably make me put up fake comments or something). Im trying to find a place around the NYC area thats cheap but isnt a crackhouse. Any suggestions?
By Josh on Jan 23, 2008
Loren, this JA is a narcissistic, dangerous, soulless, backstabbing whore. She callously discloses, over the internet no less, the psychiatric issues of someone she “cared” for, in retaliation for being dumped. Then, as if that wasn’t horrendous enough, she throws out her almighty opinion on the reason he was let go from IAC. They dated for a grand total of less than five months, including numerous break-ups. Can you imagine what she will have in store for her future ex-husband(s)? He will be publicly eviscerated and castrated for years. Prospective suitors have long since ran for the hills, nda or no nda, she is a death sentence.
By Alexis Hermann on Jan 23, 2008
@Livia
“a-dog-with-a-broom-in-his-mouth-could-perfectly-enter-my-ass.com
I’m completley impressed.
By Dick on Jan 23, 2008
Dick,
Shes one of Us.
By Loren Feldman on Jan 23, 2008
myjokersizedmouthcorrespondswithmyoverstretchedvadgenowondericannot.come
By Alexis Hermann on Jan 24, 2008
Alexis
Very impressive i like the non use of hyphens.
By Loren Feldman on Jan 24, 2008
http://jakoblodwick.com/post/24515771
By Tyler on Jan 24, 2008
Brilliant! Enough said.
By Eban Crawford on Jan 24, 2008
The emotion you put into “dirty receptacle” fucking killed me. Great work.
By DJNewStyle on Jan 24, 2008
I have an airplane…
By CT Moore on Jan 24, 2008
Fucking classic.
By jvon on Jan 26, 2008
Christ I just watched it again and laughed even more.
By jvon on Jan 26, 2008
Awesome, nice to see you bro.
By Loren on Jan 26, 2008
Comparing is insulting!
By Krakro on Jan 27, 2008
oh.. man.. that was f* hilarious! i actually had tears of laughters.. lmao
By vlod on Jan 28, 2008