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    Jews And Chinese Food

    December 15, 2007 – 12:23 pm

    Just another Friday night. Watching Knocked Up, and eating Chinese. That little fat kid who was in this and Super Bad is the best comic actor in America. His mania jumps off the screen. Jews really crack me up. I love how the chick in Knocked Up represents the shiksa ideal. It’s always like that. The nebbishy jews actually believe that being funny will overcome for them being less than attractive. Deep down though they know its the money. That’s why Jew guys are the funniest. They spend their entire lives making money and trying to be funny all for a little blonde trim.

    1. 9 Responses to “Jews And Chinese Food”

    2. turn the heat up so your girl doesn’t have to wear moon boots in the house you cheap fuck ;-D

      By Tiga Beck on Dec 15, 2007

    3. Tiga,

      The heat was up, It’s fucking cold bro, a little cozy footwear never killed anyone.

      By Loren Feldman on Dec 15, 2007

    4. The move was great!@ but the deleted scenes are fucking brilliant, sir. I cant imagine why they removed the Brokeback clip from the movie. I know its been played before but not like this.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69K5qxDC6-s

      “I’m a realist”

      Funny how the right music can make it all happen for a video. Good stuff Loren.

      By Dick on Dec 15, 2007

    5. Funny stuff, man. And isn’t every motivation about the trim? It makes the world go ’round.

      By Frank on Dec 16, 2007

    6. You know it Frankie boy.

      By Loren Feldman on Dec 16, 2007

    7. “The nebbishy jews actually believe that being funny will overcome for them being less than attractive”

      Dont think all jews look like you dude!

      By Ilan on Dec 16, 2007

    8. It all started cause Chinese food is the only thing open on Christmas. If I could get a slice of pizza on Christmas, maybe I wouldn’t be so addicted to all the msg in Chinese food. Jew it up.

      By Avi on Dec 17, 2007

    9. So the vid is no longer available.

      By Dennis Howlett on Dec 17, 2007

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