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Jake And Julia Part 2

December 1, 2007 – 10:42 am

So our fave Ayn Rand character Jake Lodwick was booted from Vimeo he’s blogging at the fake relationship blog Jakobandjulia.com. I’m loving the “content” there. Today this gem from him.

This morning it hit me, that I frame most of my life in terms of work. Even sex: it’s very fun work, but there is a difficult goal (female orgasm) that I’m trying to reach.

Poor Julia, is it really that hard to cum baby? Jake call me, now that you have some time on your hands bro, I’ll give you some techniques that will have Julia squirting in no time at all. It’s all psychological with you two, if a girl cant cum its for a psychological reason usually. Although Jake doesnt seem like he would have any technique. Still I could have this girl cumming lickety split.

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  1. 10 Responses to “Jake And Julia Part 2”

  2. Shit, I’m gay (mostly), and I could get her cumming, no problem.

    By Vince Williams on Dec 1, 2007

  3. Vincenzo

    You could make any man or woman cum bro, you are my sex hero, except for all the penises and stuff. I love you man.

    By Loren Feldman on Dec 1, 2007

  4. That’s the nicest thing anybody’s ever said about me.

    By Vince Williams on Dec 1, 2007

  5. Loren

    You have 73% chance of fucking Julia.

    By Dick on Dec 1, 2007

  6. Dick,

    Yeah, me and her could do some real fucking damage, but I’m not that kind of guy bro’s before.. you know the deal. I will let her leave him first and then she’ll come to me, the dark side. And she will feel scared, and fulfilled, finally. She will stop seeking fame and fortune. She will at once feel complete, yet yearning more as she has the epiphany that finally answers the questions that have eluded her for so long. She will cry, and as her mascara runs down her face, she will know. She will know what it felt like to truly be a woman. A woman alive and on fire.

    By Loren Feldman on Dec 1, 2007

  7. That’s almost poetic, Loren…

    By Aaron Brazell on Dec 1, 2007

  8. Aaron, Does that mean you’ve subscribed again or are you coming directly.

    By Loren Feldman on Dec 1, 2007

  9. Isnt there a better word we can use beyond “cumming” just so vile

    By Talking Tina on Dec 1, 2007

  10. Tina,

    What’s so vile about it, besides whatever associations you have in your own head?

    I think E.E. Cummings would disagree.

    By Vince Williams on Dec 1, 2007

  11. I like that Tina had no problem with Loren saying he would have her squirting in no time, but cumming was offensive to her.

    By Pam on Dec 1, 2007

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