iPhone Inspires Lust
- Posted on: Jun. 30, 2007
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Palo Alto - Iphone mania took a perverted twist as a man was arrested for masturbating with his iphone. At 11:30 last night Police were called to investigate a man holding a bright light at a local park. Upon further investigation the man was found to be masturbating while holding an iphone featuring pictures of other iphones in compromising positions. The man was arrested and the iphone taken in as evidence where it’s hard drive will be checked for any other techie porn.
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“If it’s hyped too much, do not touch”.
iPhone may be, according to Laura Ries, my mentor, “the biggest flop of the 21st century”.
http://ries.typepad.com
She has posted several articles exposing the crappiness of iPhone and questioning the ultra hysterical hype surrounding it.
Laura wonders if the reason nobody got to try one until days before the public release: Apple was afraid of usability testers, us anti-Guy Kawasaki “Don’t Worry Be Crappy” analysts.
I have twittered my many objections to the iPhone.
http://twitter.com/vaspers
ReplyWhat’s the chance this post is going to be picked up by some local news network?
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