Intervention 2.0
- Posted on: Jan. 4, 2008
- 14 Comments
It *is* possible to like both being glamorous AND not being a shithead to your fellow humankind. But how much do you excuse? How many chances do you give? I had forgotten how things can spin out of control. If I have one main flaw - and I know, I know, I have many - it’s that I speak before I think. A lot. Will you NEVER BORE ME? If so, sign me up. It just turns out that fascinating men are also frequently ambitious. And ambitious men - especially in New York - are frequently wealthy. So, there you go.
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Haha… classic. The whole thing reminded me of the weirdness I felt when I watched American Psycho.
I bet you never deactivated your Facebook profiles either, I bet they were suspended by Facebook for running Scoble scripts on them.
PS: Um… if any of this was real, I feel bad. Kinda.
ReplyNice parody, you youngsters. I especially liked the set dressing, with Ayn Rand’s book casually flung over the back of the sofa. And, of course, the perfect, symmetrical breasts. It must be awful being so beautiful as to be hated by all other (non symmetrical, non perfectly-breasted) women. Poor dear.
ReplyNow THAT was funny!
ReplyTAKE YOUR MEDS LOREN!!!
Replypurrrfectly symmetrical fake breasts.
ReplyHuh, I don’t get it
ReplyTake your f*^&ing med’s you f*^&ing $h#!head
ReplyWell Done. But does it scare you to think the some people really thought you are not taking your meds. Will this video be uploaded on Vimeo?
ReplyThis is serious, people. If Loren doesn’t take his meds, he has Seesures, and French videophiles learn new vocabulary words.
ReplyI Want That Dog!!!
P.S - the only thing that Feldman should take/should have taken….is Propecia.
Replyi always thought you were Lorren’s mom. ugh … disgusting.
Replypropecia… and viagra !
ReplyBo Bo Boootox!
ReplyI love the Ayn Rand paperback in the background. Perfect.
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