No you do NOT have my Cala-fucking Cala-permission to be a fucking friend of Mahfollow because…you’re too decent. Right? Aren’t you? Ok, I take that back.
Jason used to have a whole page about me on that freakish thing. Why, I can’t imagine. It’s because I criticized Mahalo and called it biased. Which it is. It reeks of the Valley.
I kept criticizing it. He took the page down. That’s how it works.
14 Responses to “Im At The Calacompound”
LOL what a fucking mooch. First Arrington now Calacanis.
By Jason on Apr 19, 2008
im cala-cracking up here
By sean percival on Apr 19, 2008
did you fuck valerie last night?
By Anonymous on Apr 19, 2008
Since when did you need permission to be friends with anyone you should choose? Anyone else? GFY.
By Dennis Howlett on Apr 19, 2008
Excuse me but I think it was probably CalaCalvados, not Port.
By golfgirl on Apr 19, 2008
Golfgirl- that was awesome.
By MsInformation on Apr 20, 2008
We don’t need these videos with you anymore.. Let Shell Puppet make the videos please.
By Tim on Apr 20, 2008
Wow they say an owner eventually resembles its dog. So fat, ugly and slow. Yep that is about right for Calacanis.
By Fatboy on Apr 20, 2008
What is everyone’s problem with Calacanis, anyway?
All these egotistical fuckers in the valley and their whining bitchery. At least Calacanis has some semblance of a personality and can take a joke.
By Aaron on Apr 20, 2008
The Calacompound sounds like a fuckin wonderful place to be. Cigars, drinks, and bullshitting. Life is good.
Cala-fascinating.
By Josh on Apr 20, 2008
No you do NOT have my Cala-fucking Cala-permission to be a fucking friend of Mahfollow because…you’re too decent. Right? Aren’t you? Ok, I take that back.
Jason used to have a whole page about me on that freakish thing. Why, I can’t imagine. It’s because I criticized Mahalo and called it biased. Which it is. It reeks of the Valley.
I kept criticizing it. He took the page down. That’s how it works.
I notice your page is in good shape : )
By Prokofy Neva on Apr 21, 2008
Hmm, Now wait just a second! I may stand corrected!
If you go on mahalo.com and put “Prokofy” into their search box, you get:
“We’re sorry, but we could not find any pages on Mahalo related to “Prokofy “.”
But…there is a page. Maybe they just put it up to fake me out lol:
http://www.mahalo.com/Prokofy_neva
This is a laff riot.
By Prokofy Neva on Apr 21, 2008
Wow, that puppet knows how to live. Maybe the puppet can can co-pilot a plane with John Travolta while it’s out there.
By Mark Rose on Apr 22, 2008
@Mark: That episode will be sponsored by SAP. Emergency parachutes. Santa Monica, CA.
By Josh on Apr 22, 2008