If it really didn’t matter to you - you would not have had no need to blog about it.

By alpha on Apr 22, 2008

nice lighting loren. you look like death.

By LD on Apr 22, 2008

your mom should have aborted you

By n00b on Apr 22, 2008

great video

By nineteenthirtyeight on Apr 22, 2008

Universal acceptance is a double-edged sword. I too have this problem.

On one hand you’ve got all the people that love you because of your genius and that’s nice at times. VIP rooms, ladies, good food, people give you everything free, access to the secret puppets, etc.

But then you have the other side, which is that you have to actually deal with people a lot, because they want to be around you and whatnot. This is troubling, since 98% of them just make your head bleed if you listen for too long and put any effort into it.

If you’re not careful you can really get into a value-subtract situation.

By Dave Johnston on Apr 22, 2008

@alpha: “If it really didn’t matter to you - you would not have had no need to blog about it.”

Value-subtracted.

By Dave Johnston on Apr 22, 2008

@davejohnston

I like you. Well, I mean, not enough to follow you on twitter but I get that yer a smart dude.

Loren

you forgot to mention how incredibly good looking you are in person. like a young Marlon Brando but still not quite as attractive as that motherfucker Loic.

Still……0.0%

By Dick on Apr 22, 2008

Brought to you By S.A.P
Tarus and Fondue told me to say iT,

Silicon Valley, California

By Uplink on Apr 22, 2008

lol one of these videos again? wow, no one fucking cares about you. you’re ugly, hairy, and gives himself props for jackshit. Congrats

and i know you don’t give a shit, at all, on any level, ever.

but hey, you do actually give a shit if you made a video about it LOL congrats on lying to yourself, DOPE. hahaha

By lol on Apr 22, 2008

This was funny that one time? But don’t ever try that again, Loren. Ever.

By Prokofy Neva on Apr 22, 2008

I forgot what I was going to say after Dave Johnston’s “access to the secret puppets” comment. Then again, I imagine you have a pretty good guess what I’d say.

By MsInformation on Apr 22, 2008

I love it, they already surrendered, lulz

By Jeff McNeill on Apr 22, 2008

i love when 1938media.com pops up in my RSS. I really do enjoy this site. Keep up the good work Loren.

By Brett on Apr 22, 2008

fuck ‘em, Loren.

IGNORE ‘EM.

By Aaron on Apr 22, 2008

I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have made that video. It wasn’t very sensitive.

By Loren Feldman on Apr 22, 2008

I like your mother’s videos better. That is your mother, right? Please tell me it’s your mother.

By Jimbo on Apr 22, 2008

Yeah, Jimbo. It’s Moira with 5 o’clock shadow.

She used to be so beautiful when I was a little boy. That beehive was amazing.

By Loren Feldman on Apr 22, 2008

Funny. I don’t remember Einstein ever saying “By now I’m pretty much universal accepted as a genius”.

By MikeonTV on Apr 23, 2008

You should take trackbacks off so said douchebags cannot get the link on the page. Especially since you can’t be linkbaited.

By Josh on Apr 23, 2008

LF, totally diggin’ these…we share them all around here in the former Czechoslovakia. Is 1938 synonymous with the greatest infamy to plague our little statelet in its short history?

You rule, bro. Totally sagacious!

By ADM on Apr 23, 2008

Loren, Not for nothing, I love ya baby, but not giving a shit is not giving a shit and telling people that you don’t give a shit is telling people you don’t give a shit.

You’re better off flushing turds down the shitter than staring at them for a few seconds and telling them they fucking stink and ending it with “I am now going to flush you down the shitter turds.”

A turd knows it is a turd. Pointing that fact out just makes more turds grow in the stain they call intelligence.

Now go buy a five dollar light at Home Depot so you don’t look like Hilly Krystal. (Who is still dead.)

By DJ on Apr 24, 2008

Loren,
Fuck sensitivity, the moment you start giving into everyone else’s BS is when they will try to get to you. Like you said ” I don’t care.” Some asshole a few weeks ago went around as ImposterJay, I paid that fucker no mind and he went away. Keep up the vids man.
Joe

By SilentJay74 on Apr 25, 2008

Loren,

Why am I formatting my comments like a hand-written letter?

Please advise.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

Dave Johnston

By Dave Johnston on Apr 25, 2008

hahaha, word.

By Clintus on Apr 28, 2008

You will continue to play Go, while they play Checkers and wondering how to play Chess.

By Orpheus13 on Jul 17, 2008