If You Are French, Please Leave Now
December 17, 2007 – 3:52 amDue to the fact that Loic Lemur called me a racist for goofing on his site Seesmic all residents of France are now banned from entering this site. I’m sorry for this but blame him not me. His horrible rant will now prevent you from enjoying this site like dozens and dozens of Americans do on a near daily basis. I hate to do this but I feel I have no other recourse at this point in time. If the country of France would like access to the site again, I demand the following.
1. Loic will apologize on Twitter, Pownce, Jaiku, his blog, and YouTube.
2. The women of France must begin shaving. Anything, arms, legs, pits, vjj, whatever.
3. A bottle of California Champagne.
4. Paris will pick up the dog shit for a 24hr period.
5. Have the French President whomever that is, declare that I am better than Jerry Lewis, and name a Holiday after me.
Only when these very reasonable demands are met will I allow Frenchies back on to 1938 Media. As you can see I’m quite serious, so if the very mediocre people of France would like to continue worshipping AMERICAN culture, I strongly suggest you write Loic or your local congressman, if you have those.
Until then all French people will be redirected to here. BTW DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK UNLESS YOU ARE FRENCH!!
44 Responses to “If You Are French, Please Leave Now”
1) dailymotion is a french company, thus be a man and leave it to the idiots.
2) “douche” is a french word, stop using it.
3) without the french (thanks to Lafayette), you’d be british, not american
4) french women are by far more classy and shaved than your stinky fatass redneck skunk girlfriend.
5) to complete your racist video about nigga bloggers, why don’t you add a google map API to track the black dealers you buy your dope from ? Feldman, i wish hitler had time to finish his job. now is that funny to you ?
6) i guess the picture link is a self portrait. you’re such a fag, why don’t you stick your mouse and keyboard in there ? give us a break.
By fuckyou on Dec 17, 2007
Do not try to spread your hatred to the others..
It is YOUR opinion, it’s YOUR hatred, YOUR weird ideas about races; don’t talk like it is was “AmericanS” VS “French”. Don’t hide behind ppl.
Be a man, and be responsible for YOUR words, u sissy boy!
By Dude!!! on Dec 17, 2007
Ironic, fuckyou.
“Douche” literally means “shower”, so it seems y’all French have stopped using it, too.
Loren, really, if they don’t use “douche” maybe you should stop, too. You know, in the interest of fairness.
By chris on Dec 17, 2007
Ok tu es une bonne “shower” aussi car ton systéme de blockage de ne marche pas… Je t’écris de France … Ah c’était une blague???
By Elie on Dec 17, 2007
Feldman, tu devrais écrire plus souvent sur la France, tu nous fait pisser de rire
By Miguel on Dec 17, 2007
HI Loren
I am french not writing from France. Just want to tell you that your video on seesmic made me laugh just like other videos you made before.
Somme Critics on Seesmic can be discussed….but altogether great F….laugh !
keep on making us laugh !
By Alain on Dec 17, 2007
I love many things about France. Especially food, wine and women.
Well, Italy has the same things (and they are better, let’s admit it).
Nonetheless, I love France and especially Paris.
Peace!
By Livia on Dec 17, 2007
Livia
I’ve always found french women filthy and unattractive in general.
By Dick on Dec 17, 2007
Livia: you must be saying this bc you are italian..
By Al! on Dec 17, 2007
@Al: of course man, why else should I say it?
Btw I just posted a video on my blog with all the nice chicks at LeWeb3 conference in Paris. A Must see. And guess what, I’m in it.
@Dick: guess you didn’t meet the right ones…
By Livia on Dec 17, 2007
“Paris will pick up the dog shit for a 24hr period”
You should write it for all the France, I’m actually living in Bordeaux, it’s a fucking giant trashcan..
French people doesn’t have sense of humour… and France is completly late with internet that why Loic moved to US, I guess
but you made a great commercial for Seesmic :p
By Vincent de Bordeaux :| on Dec 17, 2007
Just throwing this out there, but the French President’s name is Nicholas Sarkozy. I only know this because he’s actually a conservative who is determined to make France stop sucking. That’s a tall order. I bet Paris Hilton stops sucking first.
By Art Lindsey III on Dec 17, 2007
@ “…enjoying this site like dozens and dozens of Americans do on a near daily basis.”
If that didn’t tip ‘em off, nothing will.
I love France, I love French women and men, and I love Italians, too.;-)
By Vince Williams on Dec 17, 2007
Vince,
Could I be more obvious? Sheesh what dopes. Let’s me, you, and Michelle go to Italy and hang with Livia, she fucking gets everything, she the Female version of you. You know this right?
By Loren Feldman on Dec 17, 2007
LOL you guys should really come here and visit me. And yes Vince, I’m your female alter ego (in case it wasn’t obvious).
By Livia on Dec 17, 2007
Wow, Loren.
Only three comments in and Godwin’s Law is proven yet again!
By Ike on Dec 17, 2007
You’re right, Loren, sounds good to me.
Is it narcissistic to say I love Livia?;-)
By Vince Williams on Dec 17, 2007
California champagne. Holy shit that is fantastic.
By david on Dec 17, 2007
‘Paris will pick up the dog shit for a 24hr period.’
by ‘Paris’, do you mean ms Hilton or the city of? Second option sounds easier to achieve.
By Viktor on Dec 17, 2007
Hi,
Even being french I agree on lot of points of this video… but not on the french women….they almost all shave or pluck (perhaps more than US one :p)
For the humor… let’s discuss it
By frenchy guy on Dec 17, 2007
Loren vous êtes vraiment stupide.
By Traduire on Dec 17, 2007
Point of clarity - Paris has a dedicated team of night time dog shit shovelers. Apparently they collect 2.5 tons of the stuff a day.
By Dennis Howlett on Dec 17, 2007
I’m an American and I know the world better than everyone else oh and by the way our economy is doing very well and we are winning the worldwide war we’ve launched 100 years ago. YEAHHH WE ROOOOOCK!
Mr Feldman, why are you trying to make yourself “well-known” by criticized other people’s works? Does it actually make you real money? Can you indeed speak another language? Are you an actor?
I think you are a R-A-C-I-S-T and should apologize for this post anyway!
By Anonymous on Dec 17, 2007
@fuckyou
Guessing you are French, so you won’t be able to see this, but it looks like the French are trying to pick up where Hitler stopped: http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2007/11/19/071119fa_fact_reiss
But, it’s okay, since the middle class of France is embracing him. France hasn’t really moved that forward since Vichy France, it appears.
By Jeremy Pepper on Dec 17, 2007
All of my friends are black and french. What does that say about me. oh I’m an expert on everything. Did you see my post yesterday? it has 10 million friends. I am popular and influencial. Please link to me. I made the big time because I work for Fastcompany now.
By Robert Scoble on Dec 17, 2007
that review was too funny, and right on. sensitive, politically correct people that sit around drinking red wine ‘discussing’ issues suck. please keep digging the whole loren. those who don’t give up win.
By Michelle on Dec 17, 2007
@Loren, have you ever heard of a proxy?
By David on Dec 18, 2007
“5. Have the French President whomever that is, declare that I am better than Jerry Lewis, and name a Holiday after me.”
at least google the fuckers name instead of showing how much of and ignorant yank you really are
By scott on Dec 18, 2007
Hi Loren.
We french people are actually quite smart, we send our worst specimens to the silicon valley. Have fun with Loic
By Sven on Dec 18, 2007
“the silicon valley”
Oh yeah. You’re a fucking genius with impeccable grammar.
By Vinny on Dec 18, 2007
No capitalization or punctuation and confusing “and” for “an.”
AND he calls others ignorant.
I call it irony.
By Vinny on Dec 18, 2007
This stupid guy just wants trafic on his poor blog… it works and made me sick….
By G. on Dec 18, 2007
Hi man, take care,
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By Bloingo on Dec 18, 2007
# Jeremy Pepper
> Where do you see the future of America? haha in this blog? with this guy? HAHHAHAHAHAH
what a joke!
By Anonymous on Dec 19, 2007
hey mr Buzzmic,
i want to put a banneer on the widespread ass… or inside, there is quite a lot of space, that’s unbelievable …. maybe you can make the one billion dollar ass interior page !
French Fuck federation
By French Fuck federation on Dec 19, 2007
I am french and I agree with Loren Feldman on seeismic and le meur…is there room for people like me?
By mattl on Jan 3, 2008
I agree, french women shave A LOT MORE than US girls..!!!
By Dan on Jan 19, 2008
You look like a fucking retard.
By Advice on Feb 26, 2008
French poeple are gay right?
By Bobby Howler on May 1, 2008