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I Want To Be Joe Namath or Why Videoblogging Blows

November 28, 2007 – 1:10 pm

That guy from Brokeback Mountian is playing Joe Namath. This disturbs me greatly. They are making the fucking Joe Namath movie and I’m making videos about Fred Wilson not liking his iphone. (See below). Will somebody write a Web 2.0 App where you can connect with me, and as a friend blow my fucking brains out all over my screen. I think I curse in this for those of you who aren’t into that sort of thing. I’m just so distraught.

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  1. 18 Responses to “I Want To Be Joe Namath or Why Videoblogging Blows”

  2. Loren,

    At your best, you are such the vessel for “Divine Discontent.” It’s the best.

    - Amanda

    By Amanda Chapel on Nov 28, 2007

  3. Broadway Joe would never have let Owen Thomas’ boy toy lay on his chest :-p

    and from Hollywood’s perspective, that alone should have qualified you for the part….

    By Tiga Beck on Nov 28, 2007

  4. This is a travesty greater than facebook being worth 15 billion. This one broke my heart sweetie. He’s Joe Namath, I can’t take it, I just can’t take it. I could have been Joe Namath. I just had other shit I had to take care of. I love Joe Namath.

    By Loren Feldman on Nov 28, 2007

  5. you mean you coulda been a contender? you coulda been somebody, instead of a bum…

    like the rest of us?

    By Jecklin on Nov 28, 2007

  6. Exactly, but I’m Roy Hobbs, and I’m just getting started.

    By Loren Feldman on Nov 28, 2007

  7. Loren you must be doing something Web 1.0 or in favor of metropolitan opera houses, to merit a praise (I think that’s what it is) from the Amanda Chapel North Korean Team Troll & Libel Brigade.

    Wow!

    By vaspers aka steven e. streight on Nov 28, 2007

  8. You got something against guys who take it up the ass? What’s wrong with that?

    You’re right, though, Jake’s not the man.

    I love ya bro, but sad to say, you’re not the man, either.

    I was thinking Josh Hartnett.

    By Vince Williams on Nov 28, 2007

  9. Who is Joe Namath? You’re talking about my old neighbor, the dentist?

    By Jeremy Pepper on Nov 28, 2007

  10. I know Im not the man either, but there’s room for something there no? Josh Hartnett? No. It’s tough he’s Joe Fucking Namath! None of these hollywood pussies are man enough, cmon. No I don’t have any problem with guys who take it in the ass, I like..the point is fuck that guy, I bet you he throws like a girl, just like Jamie Foxx did in that horrible Stone flick. Vince, can’t they make a fucking prosthetic face for me? I would win a fucking Oscar.

    By Loren Feldman on Nov 28, 2007

  11. You got the wrong Joe, Loren. West coast baby. It’s all about Joe….Montana.

    By David Jacobs on Nov 28, 2007

  12. David,

    Joe Montana was drafted three years after Todd. Besides, what does he win without the mastermind behind the West Coast offense as his head coach (Walsh), the best wide receiver in football history (Rice), the most underrated running back of his generation (Craig) and one of the top defenses (Lott et al.) for almost a decade?

    Who did Joe Namath have as a supporting cast?

    Apples and oranges.

    By Josh on Nov 28, 2007

  13. Jacobs,
    Joe Namath was the greatest QB Period. He was great and made the game important. He should have won the Nobel Peace Prize for both Peace in unifying the leagues, but in Physics as well for throwing a spiral so well. Fuck Montana and all of Notre Dame while we are talking about it. I love Joe Namath and you should too.

    By Loren Feldman on Nov 28, 2007

  14. Broadway Joe was very cool when I was a kid.

    You gotta hand it to the brash young guy who GUARANTEED the Jets would beat the Colts in ‘69, and delivered.

    I liked him because he smoked pot and had a way with the ladies (I think I used to use him when I jacked off. Hope that doesn’t put a terrible image in your head).;-)

    By Vince Williams on Nov 28, 2007

  15. Vince, TMI, man.
    (I think I did too)

    By Talking Tina on Nov 28, 2007

  16. Thanks for your concern, Tina, but in my world there’s no such thing as too much information.;-)

    By Vince Williams on Nov 28, 2007

  17. I’d pay to see Loren Feldman in a movie. Considering the state Tinseltown is in, I don’t think it’s too far fetched. :)

    BTW, great to know you’re a football fan, Loren. I’m taking a lot of lumps this year, being a Bears fan.

    By Art Lindsey III on Nov 28, 2007

  18. Art,

    Trying being a Jets fan and thanks for the compliment. Check out Noahbrier.com he’s smart and he loves the Bears.

    By Loren Feldman on Nov 28, 2007

  19. Ah. Not just a Namath fan, but a real full blown Jets fan. Not many admit THAT in public. Once again showing your brass ones, bro. I will tell you this though, I do own a Dennis Byrd jersey. (I’m disabled, and he inspired me a bit.)

    By Art Lindsey III on Nov 29, 2007

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