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Good Porn Names

March 7, 2007 – 11:23 pm

Yue on the best porn names.

  1. 15 Responses to “Good Porn Names”

  2. Nicholas Cage’s last name is actually Coppola. He chose the name Cage from Luke Cage (Marvel Comics). And because he’s a Coppola but wanted to make it on his own.

    He appeared as Coppola in two of the best films ever: Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Valley Girl.

    By Jeremy Pepper on Mar 8, 2007

  3. I have now officially lost control of my own site. I have no control over her, the comments. My whole world seems to be spinning out of control. I’m dizzy and short of breath.

    By Loren Feldman on Mar 8, 2007

  4. I was hoping to hear the Chinese name for porn…I guess it must just be porn. Weird. Jermey you are frightening the children with your trivia! I wonder if his new son will someday change his name to Superman?

    By Jim Turner on Mar 8, 2007

  5. Jim - trivia is the best bathroom reading. And, come on, it’s VALLEY GIRL!

    By Jeremy Pepper on Mar 8, 2007

  6. I love a woman who’s not afraid to entertain herself. Especially if I can watch.

    By jvon on Mar 8, 2007

  7. victoria bangham?
    hilary muff?

    lol

    mine arent as clever but i still find them amusing

    By Broc on Mar 8, 2007

  8. Loren,

    What drugs are you on? You thought you could control a woman?

    Especially this woman. Something tells me Yue could shred just about any guy into helpless submission.

    By Vince Williams on Mar 8, 2007

  9. I just turned myself on. This image just flashed through my mind of me on my knees with my hands tied, and Yue all decked out in black leather with a whip.

    Oh my God. I was never into S/M before, but now I’m helpless.

    By Vince Williams on Mar 8, 2007

  10. wait…what happens next? Do we get kinky or do you tell me how cute my outfit is?

    By Yue on Mar 8, 2007

  11. Broc

    Your name choices are most excellent.

    By Loren Feldman on Mar 8, 2007

  12. Yue,

    I’ll get kinky with you anytime (no cameras, you have to sign a release).

    Loren is talking about me coming to NYC for this play, but I’m not sure he can ‘handle’ me.

    I think you could.

    The last time I was in New York, I got a tour of Little Italy with some guys in shiny suits. They liked my jokes.

    I stayed with some art students who dosed me with acid everyday (you’d think I would have learned after four days, but I’m not that smart).

    We’d get toasted and then go to the Guggenheim to watch the artwork come alive.

    One day some bum in the alley said that the only reason Jasper Johns was a success was because he balled Peggy Guggenheim.

    I don’t know about that, but I think we can get kinky and I’ll still tell you how cute you are in dominatrix black.

    By Vince Williams on Mar 8, 2007

  13. I like the classic way where you take you middle name and your street - John 69th Street is all me.

    Gotta speed up the delivery on these / break up with more cuts in. I felt like I was watching scoble. Getting better though!

    By MK on Mar 9, 2007

  14. MK

    Cuts are for amateurs.

    By Loren Feldman on Mar 9, 2007

  15. i prefer it nice and slow

    By Yue on Mar 9, 2007

  16. Yue,

    That’s just like you. I know that you are a master of the slow burn that draws out the tension to an excruciating crescendo, and then the world explodes.

    That’s why I see stars when I look at you.

    By Vince Williams on Mar 9, 2007

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