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General Bullshit Update

April 24, 2008 – 8:19 pm

Mahalo and www.shelisrael.com news.

  1. 24 Responses to “General Bullshit Update”

  2. Loren, do you work for Mossad by any chance. ;-)

    You have the Owl on the Most Wanted list!

    By Igor The Troll on Apr 24, 2008

  3. Loren has a pretty intense scope..Must be the Gps on his iPhone.. Yep that’s iT!!

    By Uplink on Apr 24, 2008

  4. I think he had Shel Israel swallow a GPS transceiver from Digital Angel - ADSX.

    Now he has him on his radar till death do them part. ;-)

    By Igor The Troll on Apr 24, 2008

  5. That is f*ckin’ it! We need to send alive f*ckin’ owl to Shel Israel in your name..:)

    Lets see how to catch an Owl:

    -rabbit trap
    -trap one rabbit for bait
    -find barn with owl
    -set trap with rabbit to grab owl

    hmm does DHL ship live animals?

    Yes, I am a sick bastard..:)

    By Fred Grott on Apr 24, 2008

  6. Does this make my wife (the intrepid photojournalist who captured that odd little moment in time) one of your “operatives”? *8-)

    By That Guy In The Background on Apr 24, 2008

  7. Loren, you make me laugh so much. I’m a huge fan. saw your muxtape and this is my favorite owl song. puppet and owl in a music video interlude that would be awesome.

    http://www.last.fm/music/Dream+Warriors/_/Answer+for+the+Owl

    By David on Apr 24, 2008

  8. oh being an operative is so much fun.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUDxy2sxMy8

    By Dick on Apr 24, 2008

  9. got some bad news for ya bud you’re going to hell. your big operator in the sky

    By your mama on Apr 24, 2008

  10. Where’s the Julia update?

    By Josh on Apr 24, 2008

  11. Actually, I briefly considered buying one of those owls off of the shelisrael.com site myself since I’m having some squirrel damage issues at my home. However, since the owl never moves, I think the squirrels would catch on and the owl would not be an effective deterrent.

    By S.P. Gass on Apr 24, 2008

  12. I just saw the latest Shel Israel production filmed in and around Disney - or rather about a minute of it. What clown thought it was a good idea to have kids on the film who were more interested in picking their noses while watching Shel do his thing with their mommy?

    And don’t you think it’s ironic that Shel goes to interview Biz Stone and a couple of days later, 2 of their head honchos are announced as having been fired? Timing - wonderful.

    By Dennis Howlett on Apr 25, 2008

  13. Dude! Does this mean the puppet’s done, too?! Say it ain’t so!!!

    This message brought to you by S. A. P…. universal joints. Temecula, CA.

    By Chris on Apr 25, 2008

  14. Ok, I am waiting for Shel Israel the Puppet interviewing the Shel Israel the Owl on video.

    Loren, buy an Owl and have the Puppet interview it! Now of course the Owl is Dumb and cannot speak , but the Puppet is smart and keeps asking the Dumb Shel Israel questions that he cannot reply to, because he is just a Dumb Owl! Ho, Ho, Ho or is it Hoo, Hoo, Hoo ;-)

    By Igor The Troll on Apr 25, 2008

  15. Loren, this guy is a total Dushbag! He is insulting and making fun of you with this Owl, saying that he is a Wise Old Man. I am sure you know the parable!

    Time to obliterate the Dick!
    This is a job for Supper Puppet. ;-)

    By Igor The Troll on Apr 25, 2008

  16. Why waste time looking for a honey to run Mahalo daily.

    It seems you would be the best option with or without the puppet. Maybe you could create a scoble puppet and have the full slow company daily show sponsored by Mahalo.

    Woot Woot as the owl would say if it could.

    By Steve Andrews on Apr 25, 2008

  17. lol i’ll have to admit, the owl thing is sucha SAD attempt by him and trying to be funny. He’s just not funny…its so forced. Anyway, mahalo.

    By lol on Apr 25, 2008

  18. loren,
    did i miss the announcement? are you now a “full time” left coast resident these days?

    god help the valley fruitcakes ;-)

    By Tiga Beck on Apr 25, 2008

  19. online video isn’t the late show

    if shel israel can get interesting folks to interview his show will work - & vice versa

    having watched a couple my only complaint is that they are too long - edit until it hurts.

    By peter on Apr 25, 2008

  20. You watched more than one episode and your only take away was that they need to be shorter?

    What do you do for a living again?

    By Vinny on Apr 25, 2008

  21. well like I said - it’s not the tonight show. SI seems very similar in style to the beet tv guy who pulls in 30K + per month from ads.

    With better editing the flaws would still be there but the audience would be 100 times the size - Guaranteed.

    You’ve heard of Moshe Dayan right?

    And you’ve heard of editing for the web right?

    And you never saw the connection?

    maybe this will help:

    http://www.shootingbynumbers.com/?p=227

    pip pip

    By peter on Apr 26, 2008

  22. peter

    fuck you.

    By Dick on Apr 27, 2008

  23. Loren brings new meaning to the words “Israeli Spy”

    By LD on Apr 27, 2008

  24. Your not really that stupid, are you?

    By Marky Zarc on Apr 29, 2008

  25. dick - the name suits you

    By peter on Apr 29, 2008

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