We’ve got to get you shopping at Cabela’s… Jews traditionally shy away from the redneck thing but I think it could work for you. You’ve got the stubble and the surly attitude, you’re halfway there.
And yes the girls look totally enthralled. Who did you tell them you were?
You’re a good guy and all, but you really should let that guy from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy take a look at your wardrobe.
The profile shot is nice. You look like you’re about to be disciplined.
You look stoned in the Valeriewag shot. A set-up?
ReplyI’m wearing the vest for the pockets. Function first Vince. As far as being stoned, I don’t even know where to begin with that. Set-up for what?
ReplyWell, you should at least tell us what was in the pockets.
I just meant that maybe you were pulled into a photograph by surprise.
But the side shot of you is a good angle. All your vids (the ones I’ve seen) show you speaking to the lens face on.
It’d be interesting to see you speak in profile, like Alfred Hitchcock.
ReplyA camera, phone, ipod, map of floor, Altoids, Visine, a ‘38 snubnose, montblanc fountain pen, 5k in cash.
Ill do next vid in profile for you, but Im telling you now, I dont want to hear about the big nose or the weak chin.
ReplyI’ll bet your nose isn’t much bigger than mine.
ReplyLoren as a girl would be one of those chicks with a giant purse.
Guys have it so much easier concealing weapons.
ReplySo who were the chicks? They didn’t seem to mind the outfit.
ReplyNo condoms?
ReplyNo condoms Vince. Jvon, those chicks are so into me huh bro. They look hypnotized. I think they work for Vonage.
ReplyCandice, so true, I basically carry one now.
ReplyDid you get that very from eddie bauer?
ReplyWe’ve got to get you shopping at Cabela’s… Jews traditionally shy away from the redneck thing but I think it could work for you. You’ve got the stubble and the surly attitude, you’re halfway there.
And yes the girls look totally enthralled. Who did you tell them you were?
ReplyYeah, the scruffy look is always hip. I was wondering what you told them, too, because one looks like she’s going to slap you.
ReplyI said to them. ” Hi my name is Jvon Williams. Let’s get naked.”
ReplyAll riiight. It works for me.
ReplySounds like it might work.
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