French Marketing At Its Finest
- Posted on: Jan. 6, 2008
- 22 Comments
L’Oreal a French makeup company is doing a deal with seesmic. Here is our old friend, one the new faces of L’Oreal. I guess Angelina Jolie wasn’t available.
Posted in 1938 Media, Funny, Help me., I broke seesmic, Insane, Surreal22 comments







This guy is funny.
ReplyYeah
ReplyMaybe if he cut his hair, shaved his beard, and stopped dressing like a fucking slob he’d be great.
I really don’t like this guy. I never did. He’s obnoxious and boring.
ReplyFYI, L’Oreal is not “a” french makeup company, but simply the most important cosmetic/perfume group in the world.
Replynow i remember, this guy’s from prison break. i can tell from the bricks in his cell.
ReplyLoren,
I’m starting to wonder if you are an investor of Seesmic.
ReplyLoren, can I send you the money in cash as always, dropped in an envelope in your mailbox or would you prefer a wire transfer from our Switzerland account ?
ReplyVinny, stfu
ReplyLoic, you should try “Seesmic - Because I’m worth it” as new slogan !
ReplyRon, grow a pair.
ReplyLoic,
Give the cash to some programmers, the site is getting worse and worse with each passing day.
ReplyLoren, yeah, any recommendations ?
ReplyLoic,
I recommend you take your head out of the clouds of beautiful SF and your ass. Hanging out with Scoble and those types, and using other services to pump seesmic is stupid. You don’t have the force of personality to be your main face either. I dont care about your fucking ski trip. If I was you I’d be working 24/7 and Im not joking. 24 fucking 7. Fuck the bloghaus and you all over Mogulus. WTF is wrong with you? You should be nowhere but seesmic. You are everywhere else far more than your own service. You have no traction at all and a competitor can have your whole functionality in a week. Literally. All thats for free Loic. Don’t ask for anymore free advice, it makes you look cheap and tacky. If you can afford me and my guy we’ll come out and fix that piece of shit before your lunch gets eaten by someone more aggressive than you.
ReplyLoren, I take very seriously your advice and I am actually back in SF tonight letting the CES crowd go on with me. You are right, we have no traction, a shit technology and I am a pussy. I need help, and I really appreciate you are willing to come out and fix our piece of shit. Let’s talk consulting price offline or do you want to give them to me as your blog comments too ?
ReplyWhich do you prefer? I can go either way. It’s up to you.
ReplyLoic
I tried “auditioning” 2 USE your service and was rejected.
So go fuck yourself.
ReplyDick, this is asked so nicely that you can also go and fuck yourself.
ReplyLoic, please stop. You’re doing yourself no favours feeding this troll.
Go make something wonderful, and let that do the talking.
Apart from anything else, you’ll be far more likely to piss off our arrogant fuck of a host that way.
ReplyCaptain Marc, point taken you’re right. Loren, I am at loic at seesmic dot com and I think it’s better we keep the rest of the conversation off the trolls if you agree and are serious about it.
ReplyWhy does Loic debase himself like this?
It makes me cringe.
No one respects a guy who rolls over so easily– in public, no less.
He should talk to Loren the way Loren talks to him.
ReplyLoic\
1) Seesmic?! I’m over it, sir.
2) dont threaten me with a good time. \\
/b/
ReplyLoic is awesome. Everyone wants him even if they’re loath to admit it. I don’t work for him either, BTW.
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