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France Needs To Lose Its Status As An Actual Country

January 9, 2008 – 2:53 pm

The French are so stupid, it’s scary. Seriously, can we not consider them an actual country anymore? Perhaps Sequoia can buy it for Jason to run or something.

  1. 20 Responses to “France Needs To Lose Its Status As An Actual Country”

  2. Wishing these press articles were in english so I could read exactly how they inflated this guy.

    If anyone knows any please send over to:
    http://www.mahalo.com/Arash_Derambarsh

    Ive been using the translator but thats like reading broken engrish.

    Could someone get away with this in the states? Anyone want to try? :D

    By sean percival on Jan 9, 2008

  3. What an ass-hat move. I mean, what other response to this can one have? Aren’t there any French fact-checkers?

    Perhaps you are the prophet savant someone’s dubbed you recently. This post could be a precursor of that banning prediction you made. Et voilà.

    By MsInformation on Jan 9, 2008

  4. Please, don’t say “The French are so stupid” but this guy is stupid.

    By Maxence on Jan 9, 2008

  5. We love you Loren. You know how to highlight the best of each thing…you know how to make big a small fucking topic…shake the shit and give the best of it.
    Honestly following your stories is a delice…go ahead!

    By Phil Jeudy on Jan 9, 2008

  6. Loren, mon ami, don’t you understand?

    It’s because the French can’t smoke cigarettes at their cafés anymore.

    It’s affected their brains.

    Surely you, of all people, should understand.

    BTW, I am now president of France, so I expect you to show more respect for my country, and you should only say kind things about my hot new lady.;-)

    By Vince Williams on Jan 9, 2008

  7. Shall I remenber you how your own media are sometimes so pityfull… on subject just more important than FB
    You should have look how the french web sector just react to this hoax…
    By the way, we could also consider that this guy just succeed in his own buzz… You just covered the event :-P

    By Pem on Jan 9, 2008

  8. ahahah Loren I love your show so much. I mean this. I had such a laugh with this one.
    Comin’ from Paris to the Valley to kick your ass soon, keep that in mind.
    Best,
    Simon

    By Simon on Jan 9, 2008

  9. What a drama queen you are Loren !

    By fab on Jan 9, 2008

  10. Loren,
    only 2nd class news paper ran the hoax,
    l’express, le parisien

    Like the NYpost saying Obama is Ben Laden’s son.
    or
    CNN drawing a Europe map with France on top of Germany [remember] with Toulouse in the East.

    http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/818/cnn3as.jpg

    idiots are everywhere
    best,
    frenchie

    By frenchie on Jan 10, 2008

  11. Oh yeah, that reminds me of an other “election”. When Fox News announced that a certain Mr. B. (I won’t say anything more to preserve his anonymity… OK… his initials are G.W.) was elected president before every other channel and even before it was effective, and suddently CBS, CNN, etc. reported it as a fact (I bet they did also double check the info…)
    Now continue and bitch about french medias (I also hate them)… but I guess mass medias are the same anywhere on this planet, so pointing their weakness is kinda a lost cause.

    By Icepick on Jan 10, 2008

  12. Fantastique!

    I agree with Vince Williams. Right now they are frustrated because they can’t smoke anymore in public places… As a consequence, their brain started smoking (cannabis, I assume).

    By Livia on Jan 10, 2008

  13. french mates come on, this is joking, try to show our glorious nation still has it’s strong sense of humor :>

    By Simon on Jan 10, 2008

  14. hahahahaha

    That was the best joke of this new year. The guy is also a fake autoproclamed politician, showing himself on TV shows for a few years… Once, a comic journalist called “mouloud” asked him “what would you do in 10 years” and he answered, “I’ll be a minister”… with the most serious face you can ever make. So fake.

    Every time he was on radio, people phoned and asked him stuff like “how can I block people” or “how do I install “superwall”…

    Probably the biggest douche I’ve seen for a while!

    (I like the new theme)

    By Olivier on Jan 10, 2008

  15. Ho and also, the guy also wrote (and visibly deleted) his own wikipedia page (thanks to cached pages)

    http://64.233.169.104/search?q=cache:QWPU1B6kMM4J:fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arash_Derambarsh+arash+derambarsh&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=ca&client=firefox-a

    By Olivier on Jan 10, 2008

  16. actually he was voted president by facebook members.

    By Anonymous on Jan 11, 2008

  17. A French guy could totally be the president of that overvalued piece of crap.

    By patricia on Jan 12, 2008

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