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France Has Been Blocked

December 17, 2007 – 10:36 pm

Along with French guiana and French polynesia as well. No bullshit, they really can’t get here. Until Loic apologizes publicly for calling me a racist his whole country must suffer the consequences. No more funny American boy for them.

  1. 33 Responses to “France Has Been Blocked”

  2. it’s just unbelievable how you became the “racist blogger’:::)

    it’s so funny how people looooove to ride this one…naturally, most of them are the biggest racists.

    By zxspectrum on Dec 17, 2007

  3. Lorence,
    Je suis profondément désolé pour vous appeler un raciste. Pourriez-vous svp dégager les français de votre emplacement ainsi peuvent-ils voir ce que sont un Nazi vous ?

    By loic on Dec 17, 2007

  4. I must stick up for my friend Loic, whom I have never met. I am now French, a Seesmic video maker and I have attacked 1938Media in the typical French manner on my website.

    Adieu: acomputerpro

    By G. J. Goldwyn on Dec 17, 2007

  5. YES!!

    Only two comments and you were called a Nazi already.

    By Jeremy Pepper on Dec 17, 2007

  6. If you’re gonna do this, do it right. Quebec needs to go, too.

    By michael arrington on Dec 17, 2007

  7. btw - i lived in Paris for about 2 years.

    1. 99% of them are racist (seriously!! no joke)

    2. if you don’t speak French = you are dead to them.

    3. 75% are mad all the time.

    4. if you ask a question and they sense that you are foreign = you get the wrong answer!

    5. if you look like Feldman = huston, we’ve got a problem.

    6. the costumer is always wrong!

    7. still insists that French is the international language.

    8. love to pull the expensive perfume instead of a shower trick (disgusting)

    9. if you speak english = you are AMERICAN!!!! (how many times did i hear that)

    10. American’s are stupid!

    …and i can go on forever….unbelievable but true!

    By zxspectrum on Dec 17, 2007

  8. Don’t use passive sentence structure. Say “France is Blocked”. “Has been blocked” sounds like they were blocked and are now not blocked or you could add “Has been blocked since…” to make the blockage sound ongoing. Maybe you don’t write well so you took up vlogging? You should probably read this before I arive. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism

    By FFA on Dec 17, 2007

  9. blocked or goatse-ed?

    By lux on Dec 18, 2007

  10. Blocked

    By Loren Feldman on Dec 18, 2007

  11. Loren,
    What about the translation link at the bottom of the screen? You are still showing Français. So the French can’t access, but you’re allowing French translation?

    By Toncy on Dec 18, 2007

  12. I heard France unsubscribed. Take that Feldman.

    When’s the Jerry Lewis parody video coming? You know you’re going to do it, so just do it already.

    By Jim Kukral on Dec 18, 2007

  13. ZX

    Can you believe this shit?

    By Loren Feldman on Dec 18, 2007

  14. i know them so well..i use to spend so much time in Paris. even when i wasn’t living there, i used to fly in every month. there is nothing like them on this planet! and you can never get used to them.

    *one thing can get them reaaaally mad…ignore them.

    By zxspectrum on Dec 18, 2007

  15. Oh Im not ignoring him, Im gonna fucking bury him. I will come down so fucking hard on this guy he will be begging for mercy. Fuck ignoring him, he’s got my full attention now.

    By Loren Feldman on Dec 18, 2007

  16. LFeldman was offensive but LoicL should not have brought in racism.

    I am reluctant to be sad or laugh loudly.
    probably to naive to understand what’s going on with Feldman these days.
    He has talent for sure but sometimes i don’t really know if he is sarcastic or violent.
    I will continue to watch anyway.
    vive la France.

    By jo on Dec 18, 2007

  17. i was in the same situation when i first came there…i was fighting every day! seriously Feldman, every single day. but after a while you ignore them because they are just wasting your time.

    By zxspectrum on Dec 18, 2007

  18. Viva La Revolucion!

    By zxspectrum on Dec 18, 2007

  19. zx

    Alright, fine. I’ll try and calm down, but pulling the racist card to deflect from his shit product. Man, what I would do to..fine Ill try and calm down.

    By Loren Feldman on Dec 18, 2007

  20. zxspectrum,
    you sounds very French actually,
    ego,
    me me me,
    i know they don’t,

    calm down please.

    By jo on Dec 18, 2007

  21. Hey Loren - I think Loic outguns you. He’s a personal friend of the President of France who in turn has recently been brown nosing it with George W. I’ve got the pictures - seriously. Loic got Sarkozy elected. Didn’t you know that?

    I wouldn’t put it past GWB to come down there and and see whether that DO NOT GO THERE link thing can accommodate your laptop. Only takes a single call ;)

    By Dennis Howlett on Dec 18, 2007

  22. just are just missing the Arabs on you list to win the ‘Triangle Racist Masters’ trophy:):):):)

    amazing how peoplestill don’t understand that you are a comedian!@#$%?

    By zxspectrum on Dec 18, 2007

  23. @jo

    here is another one for you.:

    “We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it.” - Marge Simpson

    By zxspectrum on Dec 18, 2007

  24. Dennis
    We aint in France and W is done, Fuck Loic and Sarkozy. We are on my turf, and I got friends too, ya know what I mean. ;-)

    By Loren Feldman on Dec 18, 2007

  25. Bada bing bada boom ;)

    By Dennis Howlett on Dec 18, 2007

  26. Unintentionally funny but hilarious nonetheless:
    “I will come down so fucking hard on this guy he will be begging for mercy”

    “We are on my turf, and I got friends too”

    I’m sure Loic is shitting himself! A racist junkie is going to get mad at him.

    By BRadC on Dec 18, 2007

  27. hey lotren you are just like Bush you cry about the French until you realise without threm you can’t function and thsat is simply funny LMAO

    By joel on Dec 19, 2007

  28. Loren it is rather funny ,you are full of it,S###
    however when you say the French surrender can You name a war we have won without their HELP ….
    NONE , ZIP , NADA . OH YES THE BOMBING OF PANAMA.
    THAT’S A FACT

    By joel on Dec 19, 2007

  29. LOREN YOU ARE A RACIST PLAIN AND SIMPLE .

    By joel on Dec 19, 2007

  30. HEY LOREN IF THE FRENCH HAVE BEEN BLOCKED WHY THE FRENCH ON THE BOTTOM , YOU SEE YOU STILL NEED THE FRENCH .

    By joel on Dec 19, 2007

  31. Joel… do they have Cartoon Network in France? You’re better off there watching cartoons then here… you’ll get hurt in here son.

    By Tiga Beck on Dec 19, 2007

  32. Hmmm, whatever you did, it ain’t working: I’m in France and I can see you just fine.

    By Sue on Dec 22, 2007

  33. Oh, my apologies, I should have read the more recent posts before commenting.

    By Sue on Dec 22, 2007

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