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1. Jecklin said on July 14th, 2006 at 7:12 pm

   Oh man! If only you had breasts… That rocked. Robert rocks. What a way to end the work week!

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2. Robert Bruce said on July 14th, 2006 at 8:26 pm

   You’ll pay for this Feldman.

   Or maybe I’ll pay you for it…

   Either way, you’ve had your fun, your “preemptive strike” was unleashed, now just sit back and relax. The return volley will arrive at your doorstep when you least expect it…

   Killer impression brother, you might just put me out of business with this stuff.

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3. Loren Feldman said on July 14th, 2006 at 8:36 pm

   Jecklin,

   I’m getting implants. Double d’s

   Robert,
   I’m a mere shadow in the sunlight of your talent. You are an inspiration.

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4. candice said on July 14th, 2006 at 11:42 pm

   This is great.

   Loren dear. DD breasts are NOT worth the trouble.

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5. Loren Feldman said on July 14th, 2006 at 11:50 pm

   Hi Candice,
   Nice to meet you. Yeah I know dd’s are insane, but I like to think big.

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6. AndrewE said on July 15th, 2006 at 3:56 am

   Imagine lifting up your skin for a moment and squeezing two bowling balls in there…athletic festishism

   Funny impersonation, is that a ski hat you’re wearing?

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7. Loren Feldman said on July 15th, 2006 at 7:23 am

   Ski hat? It’s your gf’s merkin.

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8. AndrewE said on July 15th, 2006 at 8:15 am

   Oh well, sorry for asking man…:(

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9. Loren Feldman said on July 15th, 2006 at 9:07 am

   Thick skins only allowed around here Andrew. Welcome.

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10. AndrewE said on July 15th, 2006 at 1:11 pm

    Ah you had me there…looking forward to the next 1938 installment

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11. Loren Feldman said on July 15th, 2006 at 2:15 pm

    Andrew just checked out you site. I’m not political but was “intrigued” by this post.

    http://writerspace.net/?p=594

    I think it’s better if you stick to bad poetry. Also, maybe 1938 Media isn’t the right kind of site for you.

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12. AndrewE said on July 16th, 2006 at 7:02 am

    Loren, thanks for checking out my site. Glad you enjoyed it.

    I think 1938 Media is great and precisely the right kind of site for me.

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13. Kurt said on July 25th, 2006 at 12:49 pm

    I know Robert Bruce. I’ve bagged babes with Robert Bruce…. You sir(?)… Are no Robert Bruce……. though, oddly, very close.

    Best regards,

    Kurt

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14. Loren Feldman said on July 25th, 2006 at 1:12 pm

    I am so Robert Bruce. Period. You’ve never seen us in the same room have you?

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15. Kurt said on July 25th, 2006 at 1:46 pm

    Well played…… Touche’

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16. Jessica said on December 2nd, 2006 at 9:53 am

    That was fantastic Loren. Bravo!

    Just clicked here from the KGP compiler.

    :):):) I am still laughing.

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17. Loren said on December 2nd, 2006 at 12:44 pm

    Thanks Jess

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