Vince Williamssaid on February 27th, 2007 at 8:26 am
Stephan,
So did I. It’s not always easy posting from a boat. I thought Loren might banish me for disloyalty, but I think he knows that he’s my true brother-man, even if he does read the New York Post (how could he?).
Loren Feldmansaid on February 27th, 2007 at 9:38 am
Vince,
Believe me Josh has no interest, listen we’re just going to have to get through this somehow. It’s about compromise. Now just stop with this silliness, let’s put it behind us already.
Loren Feldmansaid on February 27th, 2007 at 6:27 pm
So do you still love me and are we still a couple or not? Forget my cousin, I’m much better looking, he’s also getting married. BTW I’m single, and a bit broken hearted.
Loren Feldmansaid on February 27th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
Probation? Deal with your agent? Ok, I’ve tried, I apologized, and now I’m done. Do what you need to I guess. A real goddamn shame if you ask me. Remember, you did this, not me. Now excuse me I need to call the Enquirer to sell our breakup story. And if you think you’re getting visitation rights with Ethan or palimony you’ve got another thing coming.
Vince Williamssaid on February 27th, 2007 at 7:40 pm
Just think of what could have been. But I still love you baby–you’ve just got to sign the pre-nups. Thor said he doesn’t mind, he thinks you’re kinda sexy.
Well, off to make the boat shake, rattle, and roll. See you tomorrow, babycakes.
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All valid points and very astute observations.
My two favorite parts:
1. “STOP SHAKING THE TABLE!”
Reply2. You’re eating the entire time.
My favorite part is when you call your sister a big fat bastard.
ReplyUgly
She can take it. We’re Feldman’s tough as nails. Her diet chart is ugly.
ReplyJohn
Glad you picked up on the irony. Love your pics, and welcome to 1938 never seen you in these parts before.
ReplyLoren,
Thank you and glad to be here. Long time listener, first time caller as they say.
ReplyI like your sister–she’s a natural performer. I have a feeling she keeps you honest.
I love a man who knows how to eat (I’m an excellent cook, you know).
Unfortunately, you no longer fit my profile, so this post got me thinking:
In case Josh doesn’t want to be my new love object, do you have a brother?
I prefer intellectual types who read the Times. If he works out, that’s a plus, as long as his Hebrew National is adequate.
If so, please send me head shots and full body shots, post haste (pun intended).
ReplyAh, Vince, you’re back! For a second here I thought we’d never read your comments again on this fine vlog.
ReplyStephan,
So did I. It’s not always easy posting from a boat. I thought Loren might banish me for disloyalty, but I think he knows that he’s my true brother-man, even if he does read the New York Post (how could he?).
ReplyVince,
Believe me Josh has no interest, listen we’re just going to have to get through this somehow. It’s about compromise. Now just stop with this silliness, let’s put it behind us already.
ReplyVince,
Thanks for the flattering words. You know, Loren does have a cousin who you might be openminded to the idea of being your new love interest…
ReplySTOP SHAKING THE TABLE!
ReplyLoren,
What, no body shots of your cousin? What’s up with that?
You know I love you, man. This is a satirical site full of lunacy, and I just like to stir things up every now and then. No harm in that, is there?
This is what gays do, right? I thought it was my job.
You know I’m goofing any time I talk shit like that.
Josh,
Thanks for the tip. Loren’s in big trouble now. He’s got a hot cousin with ten inches, you say?
I feel the knife twisting again.;-)
ReplySo do you still love me and are we still a couple or not? Forget my cousin, I’m much better looking, he’s also getting married. BTW I’m single, and a bit broken hearted.
ReplyHold on a minute, not so fast. I want to know more about this cousin. I’m not that easy, bucko.
We can be a virtual couple on provisional status, i.e., like probation. If I don’t at least get to see the goods in three weeks, the deal’s off.
Oh, by the way, on the advice of my Gonzo attorney, I’ve hired an agent–you may direct future communications to him.
His name is Thor, he has a perfectly sculpted body, and an I.Q. of 180. Think you can top that?
Well, no, you can’t, but I can (pun intended, for the irony impaired).
Ta,;-)
ReplyProbation? Deal with your agent? Ok, I’ve tried, I apologized, and now I’m done. Do what you need to I guess. A real goddamn shame if you ask me. Remember, you did this, not me. Now excuse me I need to call the Enquirer to sell our breakup story. And if you think you’re getting visitation rights with Ethan or palimony you’ve got another thing coming.
ReplyToo late. My agent Thor has already cut a deal with the Enquirer. Nyaaa…
Oh, and one more little thing…while Thor was it, he signed Ethan! How do you like them apples?
You use Ethan in any more videos, And Thor takes 20 per cent (it all goes to me anyway, sweetheart).
Oh, and one last BIG thing. Thor’s a 10+ size.
Nyaaa…nyaaa.
ReplyDamnit your good.
ReplyJust think of what could have been. But I still love you baby–you’ve just got to sign the pre-nups. Thor said he doesn’t mind, he thinks you’re kinda sexy.
Well, off to make the boat shake, rattle, and roll. See you tomorrow, babycakes.
ReplyJust got back to Copenhagen to find this…that’s was hysterical!!! !!! !!!
ReplyGreat video!
I’ve been fatblogging since May 2006 (before it was fatblogging) — now I’m hooked and going strong! (over 70 lost and 80ish more to go) and our staff at The Diet Pulpit are committed to creating a fatblogging community of fun and motivation and kicking butt!!!! I read some where there is a fatblogging event in NY but I can’t find any details - would love to be a part of it if possible. Keep FatBlogging! Lady Rose
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