Loren,

Ease up on the kid. He’s just too shy to tell you what I already said– he works for me, now.

I don’t see anything in his contract that says he has to put up with this badgering.

So cease and desist.

Face it, Loren, Ethan has outgrown you. He’s gonna be a big star, and there’s nothing you can do to stop this big Mac Truck.

By Vince Williams on May 8, 2007

I’d love to help Samara out, but I’ve learned to avoid familial deals.

Also, I’ve found that when I get involved with women, they always seem to end up managing me, rather than the other way around.

By Vince Williams on May 8, 2007

You know, he’s gonna stab you with a shiv one day.

By Jeremy Pepper on May 8, 2007

rofl… I know how we can straighten Lindsay Lohan out now. We just need to send Loren in there to talk some sense to her.

By jvon on May 8, 2007