They really seem to have brooms in their asses.

By Livia on Oct 3, 2007

Thank god someone agrees - every bit of coverage I’ve seen so far has had its tongue crammed up their asses.

This brings lame to a new level. What’s wrong with just staying put at blogging? These people were clearly forced to do this at gunpoint. I’ve seen more excitement and personality in an Iraq hostage video.

By Michael Pick on Oct 3, 2007

Thanks!

Can you believe that they actually hired people to make this shit for them? You could almost forgive the total ineptitude and corpse-like delivery if it at least been home made. And then they spout off about not wanting to accept major network deals so they can keep it real. Nice one…

The company that makes it for them sounds like a veritable thrill factory as well. Talk about corporate soulless pap-merchants :

“DECA is committed to creating unique, high-quality digital entertainment properties that combine premium video, social media applications and community. Our goal is to consistently provide new and exciting digital brands to consumers, marketers, distributors and creative talent.”

*vomit*

By Michael Pick on Oct 3, 2007

There you go. Now if only they’d read that first they might have gotten this senseless folly out of their heads and let Ethan at that stock footage.

By Michael Pick on Oct 3, 2007

Happy Birthday Michelle!

By Tracey on Oct 3, 2007