An Open Letter To Mark Cuban
- Posted on: Aug. 29, 2008
- 21 Comments
Dear Mark,
Generally I don’t make it a habit to comment on blogs. It’s just not my thing ya know? Anyway you got all pissed over at Techcrunch over something I wrote. I didn’t write it though. Really. So that’s it. By the way why are you reading TechCrunch?
Regards,
Loren
PS. I gave you the victory exactly 1 year ago.
Posted in 1938 Media, Mark Cuban, Techcrunch21 comments












Why are you assuming he actually knows and/or cares who you are?
ReplyPaul,
Everyone on the internet knows who I am. You do right?
ReplyDo you believe this is the real Loren Feldman? I don’t.
ReplyJust showed my wife the TC post, then this. She said “How do these guys make money doing this [online arguing] all day?”
She also asked “Is that guy naked?”
Important questions to ponder.
Loren, I don’t know how you’re constantly at the epicenter of every heated discussion this year, but that in itself is a talent.
Btw, when are the POTUS candidate puppets coming? This is prime spoof time, I’m a little disappointed you haven’t launched your own campaign yet.
Hope to see you in SF at TC50. Keep up the good work.
Best,
Dave Cynkin
ReplyCMO, Sleep Deprivationist & Thrillseeker
BlogWorld & New Media Expo
“Third thing: Why would you choose to address me? Okay? I’m a puppeteer, dude. Okay? I’m not the guy you have your gripe with.”
Great fucking point, Loren…
ReplyFour Questions? What’s that a Passover show?
ReplyOnly if there was a hipster version of passover.
ReplyWTF?? CALL ME!!
ReplyOnly problem..is not TechCrunch at higher readership than fastcompany all sites and magazine combined?
MC needs to read what no one else is reading..
The innovation is nt in either following or playing follow me..
ReplyFuck this. Let’s all get nekkid.;-)
ReplyIts a bit like the comment over there with my name on it, I didn’t write that either.
Replyfucking hate that shit
Cuban still 1, Feldman 0.5
ReplyAlekK - He does have billions. But still I really didnt say it.
Reply…and I wonder if that was even Marc Cuban that responded over on the Crunch.
ReplyI need to get my name in there somehow. I meant to say that Mark Cuban is really like like really cool. I’m passionate about Mark.
Please let me get in this conversation. I need to be relevent. Please someone look at me. Look at me. Look at me. I need attention. Fastcompany. Fastcompay is like like really really cool like really like really cool.
Someone talk with me like like talk with me. Mark Cuban link to my blog please please please like I’m like Robert Scoble. Do you know that I’m important please like read my blog not techwrench. Like Mark read me read me.
ReplyNEXT!!!!
ReplyCuban = …are people keeping count? Seriously? If people really care about that…post a vid on seesmic, or go tweet about it…lol I love laughing and get alot of laughter from the way that people jump on these things, here and elsewhere. Vince, I’m already in my…wait…uh…yeah…. It’s freaking hot here…lol
Reply…and “Guy…” it’s old.
Orpheus13 your such a “Orpheus”!
ReplyI wish you’d make more crazy, non-compromising videos instead of feeding trolls or trying to play along in the league of all-knowing techno geeks you are so keen to make fun of.
ReplyHendrik, You are right. I’ll try.
ReplyIs that a good thing Julia? I’m like a tiger…I can’t change my…wait…that’s a leopard… …and Loren…I don’t even need to tell you… but as the wise ancient green one said… “Do or do not, there is no try”
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