An Open Letter To Mark Cuban

Dear Mark,

Generally I don’t make it a habit to comment on blogs. It’s just not my thing ya know? Anyway you got all pissed over at Techcrunch over something I wrote. I didn’t write it though. Really. So that’s it. By the way why are you reading TechCrunch?

Regards,
Loren

PS. I gave you the victory exactly 1 year ago.

Posted in 1938 Media, Mark Cuban, Techcrunch
21 comments

What are people saying?

  1. Paul said on August 29th, 2008 at 11:57 am

    Why are you assuming he actually knows and/or cares who you are?

    Reply
  2. Loren Feldman said on August 29th, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    Paul,

    Everyone on the internet knows who I am. You do right?

    Reply
  3. Fake Loren Feldman said on August 29th, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    Do you believe this is the real Loren Feldman? I don’t.

    Reply
  4. Dave Cynkin said on August 29th, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    Just showed my wife the TC post, then this. She said “How do these guys make money doing this [online arguing] all day?” :D

    She also asked “Is that guy naked?”

    Important questions to ponder.

    Loren, I don’t know how you’re constantly at the epicenter of every heated discussion this year, but that in itself is a talent.

    Btw, when are the POTUS candidate puppets coming? This is prime spoof time, I’m a little disappointed you haven’t launched your own campaign yet.

    Hope to see you in SF at TC50. Keep up the good work.

    Best,

    Dave Cynkin
    CMO, Sleep Deprivationist & Thrillseeker
    BlogWorld & New Media Expo

    Reply
  5. Four Questions said on August 29th, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    “Third thing: Why would you choose to address me? Okay? I’m a puppeteer, dude. Okay? I’m not the guy you have your gripe with.”

    Great fucking point, Loren…

    Reply
  6. Loren Feldman said on August 29th, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    Four Questions? What’s that a Passover show?

    Reply
  7. Four Questions said on August 29th, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    Only if there was a hipster version of passover.

    Reply
  8. Mark Cuban~ said on August 29th, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    WTF?? CALL ME!!

    Reply
  9. Fred Grott said on August 29th, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    Only problem..is not TechCrunch at higher readership than fastcompany all sites and magazine combined?

    MC needs to read what no one else is reading..

    The innovation is nt in either following or playing follow me..

    Reply
  10. Vince Williams said on August 29th, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    Fuck this. Let’s all get nekkid.;-)

    Reply
  11. Pat Phelan said on August 29th, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    Its a bit like the comment over there with my name on it, I didn’t write that either.
    fucking hate that shit

    Reply
  12. AlekK said on August 29th, 2008 at 6:51 pm

    Cuban still 1, Feldman 0.5

    Reply
  13. Loren Feldman said on August 29th, 2008 at 6:58 pm

    AlekK - He does have billions. But still I really didnt say it.

    Reply
  14. Unknown said on August 29th, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    …and I wonder if that was even Marc Cuban that responded over on the Crunch.

    Reply
  15. Robert Scoble said on August 29th, 2008 at 8:30 pm

    I need to get my name in there somehow. I meant to say that Mark Cuban is really like like really cool. I’m passionate about Mark.

    Please let me get in this conversation. I need to be relevent. Please someone look at me. Look at me. Look at me. I need attention. Fastcompany. Fastcompay is like like really really cool like really like really cool.

    Someone talk with me like like talk with me. Mark Cuban link to my blog please please please like I’m like Robert Scoble. Do you know that I’m important please like read my blog not techwrench. Like Mark read me read me.

    Reply
  16. Guy@theCheckout said on August 29th, 2008 at 9:19 pm

    NEXT!!!!

    Reply
  17. Orpheus13 said on August 29th, 2008 at 10:32 pm

    Cuban = …are people keeping count? Seriously? If people really care about that…post a vid on seesmic, or go tweet about it…lol I love laughing and get alot of laughter from the way that people jump on these things, here and elsewhere. Vince, I’m already in my…wait…uh…yeah…. It’s freaking hot here…lol
    …and “Guy…” it’s old.

    Reply
  18. Julia said on August 29th, 2008 at 11:56 pm

    Orpheus13 your such a “Orpheus”!

    Reply
  19. Hendrik said on August 30th, 2008 at 3:47 am

    I wish you’d make more crazy, non-compromising videos instead of feeding trolls or trying to play along in the league of all-knowing techno geeks you are so keen to make fun of.

    Reply
  20. Loren Feldman said on August 30th, 2008 at 10:17 am

    Hendrik, You are right. I’ll try.

    Reply
  21. Orpheus13 said on August 31st, 2008 at 4:46 am

    Is that a good thing Julia? I’m like a tiger…I can’t change my…wait…that’s a leopard… …and Loren…I don’t even need to tell you… but as the wise ancient green one said… “Do or do not, there is no try”

    Reply

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