8 Ball Tourney
- Posted on: Jan. 17, 2007
- 10 Comments
I always lose to these old guys, but what do I expect after 4 martinis at 1 in the afternoon. They’ve also been shooting since before I was born. I don’t care though, I love hanging with the old guys. Real men. My favorite is the steamroom afterwards, reminds me of the old days in Far Rockaway at the beach club with my grandfather, the greatest man I ever met. It’s funny, but I just seem to get along with the old guys.
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Gays, ‘real men’, steamrooms…
It’s getting hot and foggy in here.
Think your girl friend would go for some three-way action with two guys?
ReplyJust relax sailor. I promise the fantasy is better than the reality, I’m a fucking nightmare. I am awesome in the sack though. Go take a cold shower. Thanks for taking something pure, and perverting it all up for me. You ever been in a steam with 5 80 year olds? I promise you you’ll be scared straight.
ReplyWe could call it the “4 Ball Tourney”.
ReplyVince,
There is absolutely nothing erotic about that steamroom…
ReplyJosh,
I believe it.
But what are all you guys shuddering about how 80-year-old bodies look gonna do when you’re that age?
After all, your partner is going to look the same as you.
Do you think Viagra will do you any good? You’ll do better to wear eye shades.
See how Loren tries it to have it both ways–”I’m a…nightmare” segues into “I am awesome in the sack, though.”
Such a tease.
ReplyI wont be alive at 80
ReplyWell then, let’s party like it’s 1999.
ReplyIf you miss the eight ball you get ‘whacked’…
ReplyGoodfella,
That place is no joke pal. Lots of Jews and real heavy Italian dudes.
ReplyI went to a steamroom at the gay baths in Naples, Italy. They had some heavy Italian dudes there, too.
They had a completely dark Labyrinth, but I was afraid to go in there, because that’s where all the old dudes ‘hung’ out.
The Italians really have a way with their hands–I got the best massage I’ve ever had there.
I swear, I’ve never seen so many good-looking people as I did in Italy.
I love Italians.
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